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| After a 2 weeks absence of the MWF; Monster Wrestling Federation, fans have long awaited the aftermath of the huge war that took place at December Dismember. A war it was, where there were 3 sides: Movie Monsters, Created Monsters, and the KOTM Monsters. In the end, an un-likely surprise resolved, as the final monsters to walk out victorious were: GINO and TitanoGoji, both helping to carry Godzilla out, who also fought valiantly. Everyone actually fought well, one of the best battles of all time, which anyone has ever witnessed. From all corners of “Battle Island”, rockets soared high into the air, bursting into magnificent colors, bathing the sky in an eerie in yet wonderful glow. Tomzilla: Hello, everyone and I, Tomzilla, would like to welcome you to Saturday Horror #68! Whew, imagine guys: only 38 more shows to go, until the big 100! I estimate we’ll reach it sometime in August… DinoDragonBoy: Long way to go! TitanoGoji: Yeah! Hey, TZ – got your grape soda. Tomzilla: Soda?! You mean pop…? TitanoGoji: Pop? No I mean soda! DinoDragonBoy: Here we go, something man has arguing over for decades…the right name for pop. TitanoGoji: SODA! DinoDragonBoy: Whatever. Tomzilla: Ah…let the show begin!!! Mutation Title The battleground for the mutation tile will be the volcano zone. And this is no ordinary match it’s a three way and lets meet the challengers right now. First is that red skinned T-Rex dragon with the black horns…BIOKAMITRA! And following him is that triceratops, ankylosaurus, T-Rex mix…FUSION! And finally entering the area is the champion…that spikier version of Gino…GODJIRA! There are no rules in this one folks. The last monster standing is the champion it’s that simple Godjira has been the champ for a while and with good reason. He’s a tough fighter and fights smart and he’s been trained by Godzilla himself, quite a mentor! Biokamitra and Fusion rush the champion. Apparently they think that a little double teaming is in order. But Godjira detonates a shockwave and knocks both attackers off their feet. He then burrows under the ground. Fusion and Biokamitra get up and wonder where he went. They do not have to wait long because Godjira emerges from the earth right under Biokamitra’s feet and jabs one of his long back spines into the dinosaur’s chest. Biokamitra yells out in pain and staggers backward. But Fusion is right there with a sweep from his clubbed tail and slams the champion across the back splintering several of his long spikes. Godjira staggers to his feet but Fusion slams another crushing blow from his club tail across the jaw and sends him falling backwards….right into the waiting arms of Biokamitra! Biokamitra rams a knee into the gut and doubles the champ over. He then raises his knee up again and rams it into the underside of the chin. Now Biokamitra makes a motion to Fusion who nods in agreement. Biokamitra holds the stunned Champion and presents him to Fusion as an offering. Fusion lowers his triceratops head and charges the wide-open Godjira. Fusion’s long horns glisten in the sun aimed right at Godjira’s heart. But suddenly Godjira stomps down on Biokamitra’s clawed foot. Biokamitra lets out a yelp of pain and releases Godjira who just barely missed being gored by the on rushing Fusion. But Biokamitra is not so lucky and he lets out an ear-piercing squeal as Fusion’s long horns sink deep into his chest. Fusion pulls his horns free and blood spurts from the red T-Rex’s chest. He’s in agony and Fusion looks like he’s trying to explain what happened. But now is not the time to talk because Godjira comes at Fusion from behind and grabs his deadly tail. He lifts Fusion up and power slams him over literally destroying a solid rock hillside. But here comes Biokamitra. He’s hurt bad but still has fight in him and he hits Godjira with a blast of fiery breath scorching the mutated iguana and knocking him off Fusion. Biokamitra charges after him and steps on Fusion’s throat as he does so. Apparently the partnership is off after that botched move. Biokamitra slams into the Champ with a head spear. And when Biokamitra head spears someone its no joke cause his got three long, wickedly sharp horns on his head. The horns pierce Godjira’s side and punch through his ribs. Biokamitra then tosses him over in a back body drop and turns for what could be a killer blow. He roars as he opens his fang filled mouth and lunges at the champ’s throat. But hold up! Here comes Fusion and he hits Biokamitra with a blast of his atomic fire breath and unwittingly just saved Godjira’s life. Fusion charges in at Biokamitra but Godjira trips him up and he falls over. Godjira then picks Fusion up and body slams him hard. Fusion is on his back stunned. Godjira then goes after Biokamitra and knocks a hard blow to the side of the head then warps him in a side headlock and takes him back to where Fusion is still on his back and thrashing wildly to get up. Godjira then grabs Biokamitra and holds him upside down and drops his head down in a piledriver…Right into Fusion! WOW Biokamitra’s long, black horns stabbed deeply into Fusion’s soft underbelly! Fusion lets out a squeal of pain. Godjira pulls Biokamitra up and rakes his fore claws down across the side of his head opening up some ugly wounds. Biokamitra fights back with a super kick to the gut and sends Godjira back, right back to Fusion who turns and belts him with his club tail and sends him slamming into a rocky cliffside. Fusion and Biokamitra give each other a wary look and decide to finish off Godjira first. Godjira gets up and shakes his head trying to clear it. He’s hunched over and lets out a roar of anger that Biokamitra and Fusion answer in kind. Biokamitra leads the charge with Fusion right behind. It doesn’t look good for the champion here. But suddenly Godjira’s body jerks and he uses his most impressive weapon. He literally blasts the two longest spikes off his back like missiles they hit Biokamitra right in the chest and throw him back into Fusion. The fired spikes had such force they went right through Biokamitra’s chest and speared Fusion in the belly then went right through him and pinned them both to the side of a volcano. Both skewered monsters let out gurgling noises as they die pinned together in death. Here is your winner and still Mutation Champion…GODJIRA! TitanoGoji: Wow that was interesting. Godjira came through after all. Tomzilla: Fusion and Biokamitra couldn’t get their act together and paid for it. DDB: Yeah, yeah whatever….now about this car thing. Tomzilla: No time for that now. You have another match to call don’t you? DDB: Ahhh, yeah I guess I do. Tomzilla: By the way TitanoGoji, can you pick me up at the garage? I’m having the brakes on my car changed and don’t want to wait. TitanoGoji: Sure thing boss! DDB: I could pick you up too if you want. Tomzilla: Are you kidding? I wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing you drive around in! You know you really do need a new car? Now come on DDB, the match! The match! DDB: Yes OK the match. This is another MWF Championship match for the Japan Title! And it should be a good one. So lets get right to it. Japan Title The battlefield is the grassland scene and spinning in from the sky with all four of his jets flaring is none other than the Japan Champion himself…GAMERA! And rising up from the fertile soil is his challenger…BIOLLANTE! Biollante may have a slight advantage here where plant life flourishes, we’ll just have to see. Bt right now Gamera begins spinning down in a steep angle aiming his whirling body right at the challenger. Holy cow! What a move! If he hits he’ll slice Biollante right in half and this will be one short match! But Biollante sees him coming and flattens her entire body to the ground. Gamera zips right over top of her missing completely. But Biollante fires a salvo of poisonous thorns at him as he passes over. About a dozen of the ten foot thorns strike Gamera’s underbelly and the flying turtle begins to wobble as he comes round for another pass. But wait a minute! Gamera isn’t going to make another pass. It looks like the poison Biollante hit him with had a serious effect and Gamera goes crashing to Earth with a loud thud and cloud of dirt and dust. Gamera stands up on shaky legs and shows some amazing dexterity with his huge claws by plucking the nasty thorns from his chest and belly. But while he fixes himself Biollante is on the offensive and snakes her long roots across the ground and right up Gamera’s legs! Gamera roars in surprise. He didn’t even see that one coming. Biollante rears up right in front of him and opens her huge mouth and roars her dislike. Gamera then whips his front claws down at the huge mutated rose bush and slices a deep gash across her body. Gooey sap runs out and Biollante roars in pain. But she seems undeterred and quickly sends forth more vines and ties up both his front claws. All four of Gamera’s legs are now tied up with those vines that are stronger than steel cables. But Gamera isn’t ready to throw in the towel just yet! His head is still free and that means his most powerful weapon, the plasma ball, is still available to him. And he looks like he’s about to use that very weapon because his mouth opens wide and glows a bright orange. Wow! At this range he can’t possibly miss! Biollante will be totally vaporized! He fires!….But hold on folks! Just as he fired his mighty plasma blast Biollante rammed another of her powerful tentacles upward piercing the underside of his chin. The sharp vine stabbed right into his mouth. The plasma ball incinerated the tip of the vine but it knocked his head upward and the plasma ball never hit its intended target. What great instincts by Biollante! Now she sends out more tentacles and they encircle Gamera’s neck. They not only encircle his neck they seem to be pulling on it almost as if trying to pull his head right off of his body. Gamera’s neck is all stretched out and green blood is leaking from out of the corners of his mouth. Gamera is trying to free his arms and legs but they too seem to be held quite securely by the vines. His forelimbs are all stretched out like his neck looking like they are 2-3 times their normal length. Gamera is in sheer agony as his joints are dislocated and we can only imagine what’s happening to his neck vertebrae. Things look pretty bad for Gamera folks. It looks like there is going to be a new Champion for the Japan belt. Biollante pulls back and stretches out his neck and legs even more and now torrents of blood are running out of his mouth as well as from out of his arm holes. And just to make sure she gets the win Biollante sends out another vine and spears it right into Gamera’s chest! She pulls it out and a geyser of blood shoots out from the hole in his torso! This is it ladies and gentlemen! We’ve seen Gamera in some tight jams before but nothing like this. He’s getting creamed! Biollante pulls on her holds even harder and …OH MY! You can actually hear Gamera’s right arm rip free from his body…Gross! Biollante roars out in victory as she holds up the still twitching arm with its dangling tissue of muscle and tendons. Blood squirts from the ripped off arm’s stub. But that is soon replaced with a flaming sword! Gamera uses that awesome fire like a blow torch and swipes it across the vines still holding him. Gamera is suddenly free and no one is more stunned than Biollante! She quickly sends out more vines to grab him again. But they are no match for Gamera’s flaming arm and he cuts through them like a weed whacker through grass. Gamera then rams his flaming arm stub right into Biollante’s huge mouth setting her head on fire! Biollante is sent shrieking in utter agony as the flames consume her. Gamera then fires his flaming breath and adds to the fire that’s consuming the giant plant. Gamera backs away and watches as Biollante thrashes about falling to the ground. Her long vines and roots whip wildly in the air as her main body falls in a flaming heap. Finally the last of the thrashing tentacles drop to the ground and Biollante is nothing but a flaming mass. Here is your winner and STILL Japan title holder…GAMERA! Tomzilla: Wow, it looked like we were going to have a title change for sure. TitanoGoji: No one can take punishment and come back like Gamera, no one! Don’t you agree DDB?…..DDB? DDB (to himself): A car…I can’t believe he got a car. And not just ANY car, an Audi 9000 Turbo Coupe and……” Tomzilla: DDB! The next match! DDB: OK I’m on it! You know me always there, always ready, never let you down. Was only late that one time cause my car broke down for the umpteenth time. You’re right, I really do need a new one. Tomzilla: Are you hinting around at something? DDB: Me? Hinting around? Why…no. What do you mean? What could I possibly be hinting at? Tomzilla: You’re just acting weird is all. Maybe I’ll have a little something special for you later on. DDB: Awe, hey TZ you don’t have to do that. Tomzilla: I said MAYBE! But now could you please get on with the mutation tag team title match? DDB: Sure thing here we go with yet another title match! And like TZ said, it’s for the MUTATION TAG TEAM TITLE! Lets check out the action. Mutation Tag Titles The glacier battlefield is the setting for this title match! And here come the challengers GELYNN & HELDARR. They come strutting onto the battlefield looking as confident as they are evil. TitanoGoji: Heldarr doesn’t look very big. DDB: He may not be big but he’s got some really interesting capabilities that I’m really looking forward to seeing. And we know Gelynn’s reputation. He’s about as tough as they come. And he wouldn’t team with Heldarr if he didn’t think he had a chance of winning. And here come the champions approaching from the other side…GOMORA & TIRRAN! These guys have held the title for a while now and have shown they have some outstanding ability. They also work well together as a team. The champions want to make this a quick match and apparently they think the small, white wolf-like monster Heldarr is the weak link because they both fire all their energy weapons at him. But the beams only scorch the ground where Heldarr was. Heldarr used his dematerialization ability and zipped right across the battlefield. Gomora and Tirran look totally confused as to how he did that. And in that moment Gelynn charged in for an attack taking both champions down with spearing clotheslines. He pulls Tirran up and throws him across the battlefield and sends him smashing into an ice covered hillside. He then moves in on Gomora and Heldarr comes over to Gomora too. Gelynn pulls Gomora up to his feet and locks on a hammerlock hold. Heldarr chomps down on Gomora’s right leg with his sharp fangs and draws blood. Heldarr rips off a huge hunk of skin and flesh and Gomora howls out in pain. Gelynn then takes Gomora up and slams him belly first to the ice. They both then move in on him. But hold up Tirran has snaked one of his Biollante-like tentacles over and nabbed Heldarr around the throat. Heldarr is so small he is easily lifted into the air and another tentacle just out from Tirran and wraps around the mutated wolf! Heldarr is being held up off the ground and Tirran’s tentacles are slowly choking the life out of him. He’s totally helpless Gelynn goes over to help his partner but Gomora takes advantage of his back being turned and fires a flaming energy blast that hits Gelynn in the back of the head causing him to pitch forward. Gomora is all over him and grabs the back of his head and begins to bounce his face off the glacier Soon there is a big red stain where Gelynn’s head has been hitting the white ice. Gomora yanks him up and takes him down in a brutal back breaker and throws him toward Tirran. Tirran sends out his long pincer tipped tail and catches Gelynn around the throat and squeezes so hard it looks like he may cut Gelynn’s head right off. He then throws Heldarr to the ground and the little monster bounces off the ice on impact. Gomora moves in on him and begins raining incredibly powerful and heavy stomps down onto the small creature’s sides and belly. Heldarr is thrashing and squealing under the crushing blows and blood begins to run out of his mouth form the internal damage he’s got to be taking! Tirran then turns and gives full attention to Gelynn and fires a nuclear blast right into his face. He then sends a tentacle forward and plunges it deep into Gelynn’s chest! OH MY!…. The champs are taking the challengers apart! But even as Gomora slams another crushing stomp into Heldarr’s stomach causing him to barf up a huge amount of blood the demonic white wolf manages to get off an energy pulse the blankets the area. The pulse sends Gomora flying. It sends Tirran and Gelynn flying too but at least Gelynn is free now. And Gelynn gets to his feet first and fires an energy blast right into Tirran’s chest knocking him back. Gomora moves to get back to stomping Heldarr but Heldarr struggles up and fires his Terra Beam. COOL! It looks like a black version of Godzilla’s atomic fire and the energy bolt his Gomora in the nose snapping his head back and sending him to his back. Heldarr sits back and barks up at the sky. Or more exactly at the moon and calls on his moon bark power. Dark energy seems to come raining down from the sky and covers Gomora who is losing strength from the strange energy falling on him. Heldarr now extends long claws out from his paws and takes a running leap high into the air. This must be his demon claw move! And Heldarr drops down right onto the underbelly of the giant turtle monster. His claws sink deep into Gomora’s belly and Heldarr makes like a dog digging a hole to bury a bone. But the hole he’s digging is right into Gomora’s stomach! Oh this is gory as hell folks! Heldarr is acting like he’s insane and is digging with all his feet ripping Gomora’s belly apart! Chunks of meat, blood and intestines are flying all over the place and Gomora, weakened by the moon bark, can do nothing but lay back in agonizing pain while Heldarr tears his guts out! This guy is vicious as hell….no wonder Gelynn wanted him as a partner. And speaking of Gelynn he has Tirran up and body slams him hard. Tirran sends out a tentacle to ensnare him but Gelynn sees it and fires an energy beam that slices it neatly off. And back at the other battle Heldarr sits back on his haunches and lets out a cry of victory. And it is indeed a victory because he’s practically hollowed out most of Gomora’s insides leaving just a big gaping hole where the turtle’s abdomen used to be. Gomora’s head flops back letting out one final screech and it falls limp to the ice and his tongue falls out of his mouth. Gomora is dead folks. And dead with a capital “D” I’ve never seen anything this dead before. Heldarr jumps out of the gory crater he just dug and his white fur is now soaked red. He calls out to Gelynn who nods in the affirmative. The match is over but the challengers want a total victory and Gelynn body slams Tirran and steps back. Heldarr summons up his demon orb and a powerful energy spear appears. He sends it out right at Tirran while Gelynn fires a plasma ray too. Both hit Tirran right in the head and exploding it from off his shoulders. The headless body stands up for a moment spurting blood from the neck opening before falling over. Here are your winners and NEW Mutation tag team champions…GELYNN AND HELDARR! Tomzilla: Wow that was one impressive win for the new champions. TitanoGoji: Indeed Heldarr may be small but what abilities! DDB: You’re right there it’s not the size that counts. That’s what I always say. Tomzilla: I bet you do! But does she believe you yet? Tomzilla/TitanoGoji: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DDB: All right! All right! Real funny…yeah laugh it up at my expense. I’ll show you. Tomzilla: You already did last week at the health club! Tomzilla/TitanoGoji: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DDB: OK that’s it! Someone else take over. BACKSTAGE: Gorosaurus: Hey Enferno, have you heard the latest? Enferno: You and your rumors. Gorosaurus: This is no rumor. I have it on the highest authority that there will be a new monster making his debut sometime tonight. Enferno: We have monsters making debuts all the time. What makes this one different? Gorosaurus: its supposed to be one made up of artificial life and is said to have some amazing powers. Enferno: Yeah OK Goro, whatever you say. I’ll believe it when I see it. TitanoGoji Vs. Blaradon Flapping his mighty wings, Blaradon flew into the arena just as it finished turning into a city. The bizzare hybrid landed and raised his head into the air, letting loose with a ear-splitting shriek. He swung his mantis-claws around briefly, slicing the top half off a nearby skyscraper. TitanoGoji landed nearby and roared a challenge to Blaradon, and the two kaiju charged one another. TitanoGoji attacked first, slashing at Blaradon with his tail-scythe. With lightning-like speed, Blaradon blocked with his claw hands, batting the blade away. Titano then lashed out with a kick, striking Blaradon in his midsection and sending the creature flying backwards, crashing into a row of buildings. Blaradon quickly recovered and attacked TitanoGoji, firing his atomic heat beam. The blast knocked Titano backwards, but the Tijiran managed to hold his ground, firing lightning bolts from shoulder spikes. These blasts only made Blaradon stronger, and he fired back with a powerful blast from the horn on his head. The blast hit Titano hard, and sent him flying into a building, which collapsed upon him. Titano shrieked as he was burried by countless tons of steel and concrete. Blaradon pressed the advantage, firing uranium heat beams from his mouth, blasting the burried Titano again and again. Without warning, TitanoGoji leapt up out of debris, grabbing Blaradon's left arm. Flicking his tail upwards, Titano's scythe went clean through the arm, severing it instantly. Blaradon shrieked as he stumbled backwards, blood pouring from the wound. Titano charged, but Blaradon fired another blast from his head horn, striking Titano in the chest and sending him flying. Titano rose, his chestplate smoking and charred. TitanoGoji quickly activated his TitanBlaster and fired blast after multicolored blast at Blaradon, driving the creature back. Having had enough, Blaradon flapped his wings and took to the sky. Before Titano could activate his jets, Blaradon blasted him with an atomic ray. He kept this up, until finally Titano crashed to the ground, badly burned from the endless blasts. As Titano struggled to rise, Blaradon flew right at him. As he neared him, Blaradon raised his tail, pointing the giant scorpion stinger at the end of it directly at Titano. Just as the Tijiran managed to get to his feet, Blaradon struck, stabbing the stinger into the base of TitanoGoji's neck. Instantly Titano grabbed it and tried to pull it out, but Blaradon had already begun to inject his acid. Within seconds, TitanoGoji was finished. Blaradon removed his stinger, allowing the Tijiran cyborg to crash to the ground. Blaradon landed, and let loose a roar of victory. TZ: Blaradon is the winner! Titano: Ahh, nuts. DDB: Man, TitanoGoji sure hasn't been very lucky lately, has he? Titano: Yeah, yeah, whatever, what's the next match? Big Kaiju Title Fight started off in the city arena. Flying above the rooftops of the towering skyscrapers; covered with blue scales, large shoulder like crystals, crystallized spines, triangular shape like horn on his forehead, 2 pairs of spikes on each side of his mouth, and finally a crimson colored chest. It was Space Godzilla, the dark evil space twin of the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. Space Godzilla flew over the city with the help of his anti-gravity and telekinesis, seeking out his opponent – a space monster, like himself. Formally the first ever Big Kaiju Champion, Space Godzilla hoped to regain a title that he felt that was rightfully his, against a creature larger in both height and mass than that of himself! By circling the highest skyscraper in the city, Space Godzilla took control of it right away, turning it into his “Tower of Power”, gathering cosmic energy from around the planet and the universe, and transferring it into Space Godzilla himself! With this power, Space Godzilla will have an advantage against…Legion. The ground began to rumble, causing buildings to fall and bury the streets below with rubble, as a huge seed pod began to rise from the rooftop of another gigantic skyscraper. Space Godzilla watched in confusion, not aware that burrowing beneath the very ground below him, was the huge Queen Legion; 140 meters tall, and 600,000 tons! Being 80,000 tons, Space Godzilla would stand no real chance on taking on Legion mano é mano. Just before Space Godzilla even knew what was going on, Legion burst from beneath the ground, and as she raised her colossal body out of the ground; her large nasal horn smacked the evil space monster in the lower jaw—that alone was enough to cause Space Godzilla to stumble back across the street and fall through a large skyscraper, toppling it to the ground. Just as Space Godzilla levitated himself to his feet, Legion’s nasal horn opened up, revealing a shiny gemstone in the central area…soon after, magnetic bolts of energy began to churn before releasing a powerful beam of electro-magnetic energy, which Space Godzilla had only seconds to react! But before Space Godzilla’s telekinetic shield could protect his body, the electro-magnetic beam detonated against his chest, blowing chunks of flesh and muscle off with amazing force. Space Godzilla stumbled back, stomping on smaller building departments and nearly falling through a “Microsoft Office” building, but only holding his ground inches away from the structure—Bill Gates would sure be happy! Legion’s gigantic form continued to crawl from out of the newly formed hole. The gigantic silicon based life form released a loud ear piercing battle like cry, challenging Space Godzilla to try and take her down. But just as Space Godzilla leaned forward, cosmic energy dazzling across his spines and churning in his maw, Legion charged up another electro-magnetic beam. Seconds before Legion would release a rippling blast of electro-magnetic energy, which could tear Space Godzilla apart; Space Godzilla’s “Corona Blast” spiraled across the moist air, and detonated at first along Legion’s smaller arms, and then found its way destroying most of Legion’s backside, where she used magnetic like waves to control her swarm. This caused Legion to swerve back and forth, firing her electro-magnetic blast that completely leveled an entire block into cinders. Lying on the ground; covered with debris and concrete, Space Godzilla began to levitate off the ground and landed on his feet. Cosmic energy twirling around the sharp ridges of his spines and shoulder crystals, Space Godzilla fired another Corona Blast, but this time Legion’s magnetic shield came up, and blocked the plasma attack. Amazingly, Legion charged towards the lumbering Space Monster; its massive feet slamming into the earth’s crust, sprouting many cracks and literally shaking the entire area with supreme force! Legion charged and slammed her nasal horn into Space Godzilla’s chest and begun to push as hard as possible, slamming the massive space monster backwards until he slammed through a skyscraper, and fell out the other side. Legion watched as the skyscraper tumbled down and buried Space Godzilla, and charged up another Electro Magnetic Beam. A bright shining array of light blinded the city, as the blistering sounds of an explosion could be heard… As the smoke settled, Legion appeared standing over Space Godzilla, who was lying on his back with all the rubble blasted off his body, and his skin surface charred by the intense heat. Space Godzilla retaliated by firing another Corona Blast, which sliced through Legion’s silicon-base horn, and blasted it in two. A loud magnetic sounding cry wailed from Legion’s vocal cords, as the large space insect lumbered around screaming in agony—it had not anticipated Space Godzilla’s quick assault, and now she will make Space Godzilla pay! By releasing her “Legion Swarm” from the sacks on her chest, thousands and thousands of “Legion Soldiers” flew towards Space Godzilla at rapid speed. By using magnetic signals, that are a little screwy but can still work, Legion commanded her children to eat Space Godzilla alive. Bolts of cosmic energy leaped forward from Space Godzilla’s maw and instantaneously struck the swarm from all directions. But it wasn’t enough, as the swarm; like locust, descended on Space Godzilla and begun to slash, bite, and whatever it took to penetrate the space monster’s hide. Space Godzilla released a loud, throbbing pain, as red blood began to run down the edges of his body. The Legion soldiers that resided on Space Godzilla’s chest moved aside, just as dozens of laser like tentacles began to charge up in the area of where Legion’s nasal horn once was. Like bullets, the “Laser Tentacles” leaped out at an alarming rate, and seared straight towards Space Godzilla’s chest, easily slicing through the surface of his skin and all the way through his body. Space Godzilla cried out in pain, and fired another Corona Blast, that was blocked by Legion’s shield at first, until it spiraled around Legion’s body and struck her from behind. Legion cried out in pain as she dove back into the hole that she made earlier, and disappeared beneath the concrete crust. Space Godzilla seemed to loose hope, until bolts of energy rippled from the “Tower of Power”, and struck his shoulder crystals—giving the space monster more energy! Particles of cosmic energy began to gather into Space Godzilla’s throat, before firing it straight forward, but only to use his telekinesis to bring it right back towards him, and began to blast the majority of the Legion swarm off his body! But the damage that they had sustained to him was crucial, and he knew that even with an un-limited supply of energy, Legion could still win this fight with ease. But then the huge hulk of insect burst from the ground behind him, as pairs of dagger like pincers slammed into each of Space Godzilla’s shoulder crystals, easily shattering them with amazing force. To Space Godzilla, having his shoulder crystals break is like your teeth being ripped to pieces of clipped in two! The space monster howled in pain, but Legion leaped into the air and slammed her gigantic body onto Space Godzilla, pinning him to the ground for the cover: 1…2…3! Winner: Legion Loser: Space Godzilla Tomzilla: Well, guess the fine people at Rodan’s Roost finally know who would indeed win if Space Godzilla and Legion fought, though this could’ve gone either way. TitanoGoji: ...So, DinoDragonBoy I believe its 500 dollars? DDB: Yup, pay up! Tomzilla: I’ll be taking that money, since there’s a new rule—co-writers have to pay their boss a tax fund. TitanoGoji: In that case we’ll just quit and receive a healthy helping of our retirement money. DDB: We? Tomzilla: OK… TitanoGoji: You weren’t supposed to say that… Tomzilla: I just did, so guess this is the end of your MWF career. TitanoGoji: No, no! How can I repay you and earn your respect again? Tomzilla: Start by bringing me orange soda, beef jerky peppered flavor, and chicken teriyaki. TitanoGoji: Right away, sir! DDB: Anyways…Pulgasari vs. Cyclops, HARDCORE TITLE ON THE LINE! Hardcore Title Both Gargantuas monsters found themselves facing off across the “Grass Lands”. Scattered across the battle field were huge mountains, trees, boulders, and hardcore-like materials scattered across the area. It was a bright sunny day; the sun’s golden rays bouncing harmlessly across the battle field and its competitors, enveloping both in a figment of beauty. Cyclops; horse like feet, hairy legs, humanoid like chest/arms, a pair of horns aligned the top of his head, and one eye, faced off against Pulgasari; a saurian like body, skin made-up of iron like figments, 2 large horns on his back, jagged teeth, and a real bad temper. Both monsters prepared to duke it out, for the Hardcore Title! At the sound of the bell, both monsters charged at the other, each monster’s mass shaking the earth beneath their feet, before they clashed in the central court yard of the “Grass Lands.” Pulgasari immediately kneed Cyclops in his gut, placed his arms over his back, and forced him high into air and then slammed Cyclops head first into the ground. Pulgasari proceeded to use forearm like shots—normally, monster fist fights are real brutal, but fans try to under each one of Pulgasari’s fist shots are really…REALLY devastating. And now Cyclops is feeling that, as his ribcage is being shattered by Pulgasari’s punches. Cyclops then retaliated by using his own fist, but each of his hands literally shattered against Pulgasari’s rough surface. Pulgasari took advantage of this by picking up a steel chair and smacking it across Cyclops’s skull, cracking the Sinbad-creature over his temple, knocking him out cold. Pulgasari ran a few hundred feet away and then ran full speed back towards Cyclops, jumped high into the air, and elbowed drop Cyclops; shattering whatever was left of his ribcage. Pulgasari with the cover: 1…2…3! Winner: Pulgasari Loser: Cyclops Tomzilla: Wow, Pulgasari sure won that pretty fast! DDB: All those hardcore materials out there, for nothing! TitanoGoji: So what’s next? Tomzilla: Well…uh…backstage, something happening, yeah… Backstage: Gelynn, Heldarr, and the demonic dragon himself Bagan, were inside their dark chambers, thinking up another diabolical plan to defeat their enemies. Their last plan almost succeeded, but once again the likes of Godzilla and other monsters intervened—their next plan will require something more drastic. Amiss the dark suburban area of their locker room, where long chains were hanging from the ceiling, and the room stench with the smells of rotting flesh, it seemed almost impossible to think up a master plan of domination. Heldarr: Master, it seems hopeless… Bagan: Silence! I know it seems hopeless, but we must find someone who not even Godzilla was able to stand up to…besides me. Someone who matches my own evil and cunningness…but who…? It was just then that the door crept open and a dark figure stood. Whoever it was, it resembled that of a demon from the depths of hell itself… Bagan: And who might you be? Unknown: I believe the question you’re searching for is…who might “we” be? After speaking those mysterious words; Bagan, Heldarr, and Gelynn became a little bit weary as other shadows appeared behind the dark figure… Unknown Figures: Alas, we’ve returned to the MWF…it’s almost been a year since Godzilla self destructed at “March Monster Madness” and used his DNA to create our little pet here with not only our advance technology, but also used a little supernatural material. And from then on, MWF experienced its first fatal defeat by the one whom they thought was their own. Bagan: It can’t be?! Unknown Figures: Ah, but it is indeed…it seems the great Godzilla and Tomzilla for that matter, have been hiding something in the dark recesses of their minds. Heavyweight Title The streets of the dazzling city shook from the 60,000 ton mass of a monstrous creature—Godzilla, King of the Monsters. In the central courtyard of the city, atop a ladder bigger then the Eiffel Tower itself was the Heavyweight Title. Godzilla looked around, sensing his opponent nearby, and sure enough he could see him flying straight towards him… In the last battle, it was a bright sunny day, but now we’re approaching the darkest time of night. With the full moon shining brightly, it seemed like a peaceful night it would be…until Iris’s shape came into the central vortex of the moon; his tentacles swaying back and forth. With the naked eye, you could barely see a shade of skin layer across the tentacles, indicating what helped Iris fly through the air and catch currents of wind. Iris’s mournful cry echoed into not only the audience and announcer’s souls…but also Godzilla’s own. Iris’s cry rang somewhat of a question to life, like what do we have to offer? And if so, what do we all have to offer to him? With no answers given Iris descended from the sky, prepared to duke it out with the legend himself, Godzilla, in a ladder match for the Heavyweight Title. Iris landed in a parking lot, completely crushing any vehicles and the parking lot itself, with his feet. Iris’s tentacles swayed back and forth, even lashing out at Godzilla, who was 500 yards away! Godzilla snarled, with drool dripping from his jagged-like teeth. With his dagger like spines aligned in 3 separate rolls on his back, his tail swaying back and forth; easily causing buildings to be reduced to rubble, Godzilla admitted a loud battle like roar. It was only answered back by Iris’s silence, as his triangular like face stared coldly at Godzilla, as the monster king charged. Godzilla slammed his entire body up against Iris’s own, nearly knocking Iris off his feet, but Iris retaliated, by thrusting his sword like arms into Godzilla’s abdomen. Godzilla roared in pain, as Iris continued his assault by sinking his sword like arms deeper into Godzilla’s hide, drawing blood. Bolts of nuclear energy danced along the ridges of Godzilla’s spines—the huge leviathan opened his mouth widely, not only exploiting his fangs but also admitting a bright glare of nuclear energy. Iris had to act fact, thus he raised his tentacles up into a battle like stance, each absorb particles at their very tips…firing his Sonic Beams, that began to penetrate Godzilla’s rough hide! This caused Godzilla to sway his head back, releasing his atomic blast, which completely annihilated the entire rooftop of a skyscraper. Both the onlookers and the monsters took their time and watched, as the stream of radioactive energy faded off in the night sky. Godzilla turned back towards Iris, wrapped his claws around Iris’s arms, and pulled his blade out of his abdomen. Godzilla’s rapid regeneration was already half way finished with healing his wounds, before tearing his claws into Iris’s bulbous chest. Iris moaned in pain, but would not let his pain stop him from winning the Heavyweight Title, who he himself feels he so rightfully deserves…when it was taken from him weeks ago. Iris upper cut Godzilla’s throat, causing the massive 100 meter beast to stumble back through a downtown area, slamming his body up against several buildings, and quickly fell to the ground—only to get buried by rubble. Iris searched around, but the smoke made it hard for him to find the ladder. When Iris finally saw it, he began to step towards the huge ladder, where the Heavyweight Belt was lying motionless above it. As Iris continued his charge towards the ladder, Godzilla came running towards him and tackled Iris off his feet and slammed him right through a skyscraper. Right away Godzilla fired his blazing atomic blast, laying waste to the area of where Iris laid flat on his back. As Godzilla ran towards the ladder, with Iris getting back up and fast behind him, both got on opposite sides of the ladder and began to climb. When both reached the top, Iris’s tentacles lashed out at Godzilla, but one crept towards the HT, but Godzilla fired his atomic blast, quickly neutralizing the tentacle by blasting it in two. All seemed lost for Iris, until out of the shadows 2 separate star-shaped objects seared through the air and sliced Godzilla’s wrist in half. Godzilla slid off the ladder, smacking his heads on the steps, as struggled to keep his stance but without hands, it was hopeless. Godzilla slammed onto the ground, but before he could turn to see his attacker, another dark figure appeared from the horizon, shrouded in mystery and decay. Whatever it was, it fired a blazing energy attack that struck Godzilla’s backside; blowing off chunks of his dorsal spikes and nearly piercing a hole through his back. Godzilla’s loud blistering cry echoed across the entire “Battle Islands”, before the magnificent beast fell on his side. Iris’s last remaining tentacle wrapped itself around the Heavyweight Title Belt and took it off the lever—Iris has won! Winner: Iris Loser: Godzilla Tomzilla: My god, what happened?! That was un-fair! Someone interfered! TitanoGoji: But whom?! Before anyone could find out, both dark figures disappeared in darkness…leaving everyone speechless and to ponder, on what just took place just now. |