There are certain unspoken rules of ettiquette that apply when chatting on the internet, in chatrooms and the suchlike. I've written down most of them here. I chat on the lycos chatrooms quite often- catch me under the names of Beautiful_Freak, ShInEoNuCrAzYdIaMoNd or Manic_deppressive. Anyway, here are some dumb things i made up whilst having a shit:
1) DON'T CALL YOURSELF 'HOT' you really shouldn't put the words 'hot' or 'sexy' into your username...... it is extremely sad, twattish and gay. For all the other users know, you could be 400lbs of fat and pimples. so don't do it.
2) DON'T ASK FOR 'HOT' OR 'SEXY' PEOPLE do you realise how sad this is? you're never gonna meet them, and you'll look like a fucking jock or twat in the process (come to think of it, jocks are twats.........) Also, see above ^.
3) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ARGUING WITH ME in the words of the great Shao Kahn, 'you'll never win'. And also, your 'cute', pathetic insults will never affect me....... i don't get delight or a thrill by yelling abuse at someone i don't know, and let's face it...... it's very sad. So stop right now.
4) DON'T TYPE
IN SOMETHING AND THEN FOLLOW IT WITH 'LOL' lol means 'laughing out loud'.
It means that you find something so funny that you are laughing at it.
Typing in a 'comment', and then following it with lol is the equivalent
of telling a joke to a mate and then leaving a puddle of piss on the floor
where you wet yourself at your own joke. And you don't want to be doing
that now, do you? it looks plain silly when people do type in lol after
their own comment. It pisses me off. I will kill you if you ever do it.
5) CYBERSEX
cybersex is for very, very, very, very, very, sad twats only. It is for
the kind of people that make you instantaneously feel homosexual. I prefer
to call cybersex 'pretend sex', because that's what it is- you can't exactly
get off on it, can you? And just to stop all you goons out there from ever
doing it, think about this: do you remember, in primary school, there was
ALWAYS one minger in the class everyone hated? Well, you're probably chatting
to that crusty faced, acne-ridden person when you are having pretend sex.
As a matter of fact, anyone who has ever had pretend sex, go HERE
now.
6) N.B To all of you on lycos, to change the colour of your text to green, type in <GREEN> in the box thingy to chat. To get red, type in <RED> in a whisper box to somebody, and send it to them. this will change their colour too, and they usually shit themselves- it's extremely funny if you do it to everybody in the room. Well, funny to me........