Welcome to my fucking Guestbook

bill - 11/13/00 21:50:20
My Email:btr770@hotmail.com
favourite 'diana' moment: hehehe
fave dog biscuit: sorry i'm a vegetarian
what is your poison?: sperm
what is your honey?: my willy
favourite piece of useless infromation: this site

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this site is great. well done jo i love you.

ni - 11/13/00 00:58:57
favourite 'diana' moment: why won't anyone forget about the dumb bitch?!

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your counter thingy is still depressingly low, do something about it!

David William Gale - 11/04/00 17:05:15
My URL:have you ever seen the film dogma? the bit where jason mewes is taking the piss out of john hughes films ?
My Email:closer by joy division
favourite 'diana' moment: mother teresa who?
fave dog biscuit: senor mendoza biscuit factory special III
what is your poison?: VODKA ala basketcase in john hughes "the breakfast club"
what is your honey?: big brown eyes
favourite piece of useless infromation: go buy the and you will know us by the trail of dead... album "madonna"
your LATF rating: me: X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRA X TRALARGE

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dont blame james! (positron10)

positron (again) - 11/01/00 14:43:30
My URL:http://i've told u already
My Email:positron10@hotmail.com
favourite 'diana' moment: windscreen whiplash
fave dog biscuit: pedigree bum chum
what is your poison?: cyanide
what is your honey?: erm...honey?
favourite piece of useless infromation: poo poo
your LATF rating: Sarah Canning.phwoarrrrrrrrrrrr

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I forgot 2 mention that Sarah is a phwoarrrrrr Oh, I did......

positron - 11/01/00 14:23:15
My URL:http://www.bow.com
My Email:6'
favourite 'diana' moment: when she died
fave dog biscuit: pedigree bum chum
what is your poison?: cyanide
what is your honey?: golden-aye
favourite piece of useless infromation: go 2 glantaf.com
your LATF rating: ???

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u asked me 2 sign you're guestbook so I have, ok? if you're wondering who I am... I'm the one who beats everyone at golden-aye all the time.Especially u.I'm getting bored of it now. go to attrition.org 2 get some good stuff. E-mail:Positron10@hotmail.com

nah i havent got one - 10/26/00 19:29:07
My URL:http://oocities.com/gooppoo
favourite piece of useless infromation: my site is crap this site is brill and fab and great

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no. we have a new table. thats all

the boy of mightyness - 10/15/00 10:33:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/deadly_core/
My Email:a cobra's average size
favourite 'diana' moment: ka splatt
fave dog biscuit: the one's my dog eats
what is your poison?: the one's in the gas chambers in auschwitz
what is your honey?: bee's
favourite piece of useless infromation: rhys cant give head !!!!!!!!
your LATF rating: for who

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well u should all bow to me !!!!!! cause i have all power

the boy of mightyness - 10/15/00 10:32:52
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/deadly_core/
My Email:a cobra's average size
favourite 'diana' moment: ka splatt
fave dog biscuit: the one's my dog eats
what is your poison?: the one's in the gas chambers in auschwitz
what is your honey?: bee's
favourite piece of useless infromation: rhys cant give head !!!!!!!!
your LATF rating: for who

Comments:
well u should all bow to me !!!!!! cause i have all power

Schmee - 10/09/00 22:19:27
My URL:http://zap.to/the crappest site on the net/moogoodoo
My Email:never divulge this info to either rhys or joao - another tip - never tr st joao with a saucy english teacher in her undergarments in a small cupboard!
favourite 'diana' moment: bish bash bosh
fave dog biscuit: joao's manky "kworn" doorstep sandwiches
what is your poison?: mr williams's crap sports lessons - he has to be a paedophile!
what is your honey?: www.jesusdance.com (phil's bright idea!)
favourite piece of useless infromation: that penis enlargement thingy on this site is a joao tried and tested method - in other words dont use it
your LATF rating: i dont rate my own legs, arse, tits, face - but jennifer lopez is the finest of the fine!

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I dont care what anyone says, timmy mallet is cool, even though he dresses like phil. never watch Friends whilst eating a kebab - u run the risk of stabbing urself and becoming a doner kebab - P.S. The mullets! - what can i say?! Joao, u know u'd look ood with 1! Hehehehe! But i draw the line at the German porno mullets!

huge - 09/26/00 14:20:09
My URL:http://not got one
My Email:9"
favourite 'diana' moment: when she sucked my bonerfide bonner,haha
fave dog biscuit: kellogs weedo's
what is your poison?: joao's arm pit juice
what is your honey?: smeg on the end of your cock
favourite piece of useless infromation: joao starts witha G
your LATF rating: what the f@~#?

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my comments on your what mmmmmmmmm? If you want to know my comments you ask me as i'm fucking you up the ass bitch.See you in school jo love huw llew.

Jay A.K.A BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK - 09/26/00 14:18:07
My URL:http://NO WAY
My Email:109 "
favourite 'diana' moment: The survival,then sadly the deaTH OF THE DRIVER,HA-HA!
fave dog biscuit: Chum-chums
what is your poison?: my spunk
what is your honey?: poo
favourite piece of useless infromation: Rhys tucker cheated big time on his girlfriend and im gonna tell her!!!! ha-ha have fun camping?he-he!!!!!!!!!
your LATF rating: what!!??!?!?!?!

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Oh ye,Im gonna see Aled soon, and im gonna tell him what really happened to his mini disc!!!!also I really wanna have a threesome with you and rhys, your both so hot!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna lick your scrotum whilst fisting rhys anus untill it bleeds,hopefully he wont follow through and shit all over my hand!!!!!!!!!!1 advice; PUT MORE PORN ON YOUR WEB SITE, GAY PORN OF COURSE!!!!! OH YE, MY MUM SAYS HI TO RHYS!!!!WHER'S HER MONEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

ni the pi - 09/14/00 20:58:16
My Email:don't know about that but my email is a_stoat@hotmail if any of your fucked up friends want to send me abuse< r>favourite 'diana' moment: die bitch! die!
favourite piece of useless infromation: joao is a secret transvestite

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I just looked through your guest book, you seem to be pretty popular in this internet thing. and I always thought you were just this wierdo guy In my old class. keep up the good work.

your worst enemy - 09/14/00 20:47:52
My URL:http://suck my balls
My Email:mind your own damn buisness you fucking perv
favourite 'diana' moment: you what?
fave dog biscuit: bonios
what is your poison?: ganja all the way
what is your honey?: honey sucks ass, smoke ganja!
favourite piece of useless infromation: this website makes joao look way cooler than he actually is
your LATF rating: Lardy Arsed Texan Females? I'm definiately a 12.5

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I finally saw your site joao and I can honestly say it sucks like your nan's flange. well done for putting up with me in all those long science lessons, hope you didn't fail too badly

harry lad - 09/11/00 18:09:39
My URL:http://www.iol.ie/~badhorsey
My Email:2 ft
favourite 'diana' moment: the squishy bit
fave dog biscuit: tits..
what is your poison?: crytonite
what is your honey?: my jizz
favourite piece of useless infromation: i can wank 4 times in a row
your LATF rating: 55.6

Comments:
its very hard to suck your own dick

genocide - 09/08/00 22:08:02
My URL:http://www.ghettowarfare.com
My Email:8inches
favourite 'diana' moment: the car bit
fave dog biscuit: denta rask
what is your poison?: Aftershock
what is your honey?: Pussy
favourite piece of useless infromation: my girlfriend scores 4
your LATF rating: Cat Deeley

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Your site kicks ass...nuff said. genocide

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My URL:http://The last entry in the guestbook was written by philip morais
My Email:The last entry in the guestbook was written by philip morais
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what is your poison?: The last entry in the guestbook was written by philip morais
what is your honey?: The last entry in the guestbook was written by philip morais
favourite piece of useless infromation: The last entry in the guestbook was written by philip morais

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Siany - 09/04/00 15:38:49
My URL:http://www.poop.com
My Email:12"
favourite 'diana' moment: Marrige
fave dog biscuit: Jumbone
what is your poison?: Deadly Gasses
what is your honey?: Porn star
favourite piece of useless infromation: computers?

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Wicked its cool!

Smab - 08/31/00 19:06:56
favourite 'diana' moment: The crash
fave dog biscuit: pedigree chum
what is your poison?: mornings
what is your honey?: lighting fires (I'm seriously weird and need help)
favourite piece of useless infromation: umm... can't think of anything

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Haven't been to your site for ages so thought I'd pay you a visit. Very exciting it was too. U should go see Jo Ritter's site again because I've added a page and dedicated a bit to you. #Next I visit this site I expect to see my name in it. Thankyou!

aha - 08/31/00 18:14:32
My URL:http://geocties.com/gooppoo

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ymmm sorry i just showed lois the pictures off simons website shes not impressed u both gonna die!!!!!!!!

l;kasjdfjj - 08/16/00 20:05:17
favourite 'diana' moment: the car crash
fave dog biscuit: Pedigree chum
what is your poison?: tidying things
what is your honey?: sugar

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who did i rate with the legs arse ..thing???

Phil - 08/15/00 13:46:17
My Email:bigger than yours
favourite 'diana' moment: diana fucks a duck
fave dog biscuit: jumbone
what is your poison?: mood
what is your honey?: Me
favourite piece of useless infromation: joao morais idolises Tom Farrel ,Gimme Gimme Gimme,(Not reely!)
your LATF rating: 4......uh......3 without boobs

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This is one of the best websites ever!I will visit it the next time it is updated!

2 hot babes you wish you knew - 08/14/00 18:08:47
My Email:don`t think we`ve got one, wanker
fave dog biscuit: bonio
what is your poison?: violence
what is your honey?: sex
favourite piece of useless infromation: this site

Comments:
you insulting piece of shit who do you think you are taking the piss out of our site like that? you think the good song is eminem well at least we're not perves you've got that on your website so every time you come on you can say i wish i was straight an could have a bit of pussy but i turned to arse licking instead.

i don't have 1 - 08/14/00 11:59:46
fave dog biscuit: digestives
what is your poison?: school and gay teachers
what is your honey?: holidays and gay friends
favourite piece of useless infromation: tucker farts at least 20,000,000,000,000 times a day and he holds the record for the biggest fart ever
your LATF rating: 8 - i have 2 of everything

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i congratulate u on the awsome content of your website and ask u 1 question, who plays the voice of ariel in the little mermaid?

Horse - 08/10/00 22:22:19
My URL:http://www.iol.ie/~badhorsey
My Email:at the moment loks about 3 - 4 inches
favourite 'diana' moment: SPLAT!
what is your poison?: rat poison
what is your honey?: my valvestate VR100
favourite piece of useless infromation: i talk to god but the sky is empty
your LATF rating: 10.2

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tis a great page tis begor so it is i love it so i do begor

aaaaahhaaa - 08/08/00 23:43:38
My URL:http://oocities.com/gooppoo
My Email:dont have one
favourite 'diana' moment: moment she died
fave dog biscuit: jambone
what is your poison?: food that hasnt got sugur or cant be eat with sugur
what is your honey?: chocolate toast and readybreak
favourite piece of useless infromation: im too tired

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yeah sok but go to my website

pink_thong - 08/07/00 21:36:21
My Email:i don't have one
favourite 'diana' moment: when she broke up with her homey, that man.....
fave dog biscuit: jumbone
what is your poison?: jello shots
what is your honey?: my tits
favourite piece of useless infromation: umm just do it
your LATF rating: 4, of course

Comments:
great even thought i can't see it: i feel it

SLIMSHADYGIRL - 08/07/00 15:47:12
My URL:WWW.EXPAGE.COM/TOPTOTTY
My Email:AINT GOT 1
fave dog biscuit: DONT EAT EM
what is your honey?: BILLY

Comments:
VERY SICK

khazim - 08/02/00 17:51:14
My Email:8.5"
favourite 'diana' moment: bright flash, screeching tires, crumbled mass of flesh and metal
what is your poison?: Captain Morgan and Coke
what is your honey?: Captain Morgan and Coke
favourite piece of useless infromation: wiggling jello gives off brain waves

Comments:
I'm just a boring american bloke who has travelled overseas... I live in Vail, CO

nicashit - 08/02/00 14:11:22
My URL:http://?
My Email:10000inches
fave dog biscuit: pedigree chum
what is your poison?: my scream
what is your honey?: my hugs
favourite piece of useless infromation: i love bevan

Comments:
this is a funny but rude site, i u r gonna send it 2 me again, send it 2: wot_u_doin_2nite@hotmail.com bye u rude people!!

ganstaparty - 07/30/00 16:57:24
My Email:5-7"
favourite 'diana' moment: naked ones
fave dog biscuit: alpo
what is your poison?: girl on top
favourite piece of useless infromation: sucking y dick isgood

Comments:
i would like t fuck u and i reall like your site

air - 07/29/00 21:27:35
My Email:LMAO!
fave dog biscuit: apple flavored "lol"
what is your poison?: porn
what is your honey?: my g/f
favourite piece of useless infromation: who won the 1969 World Series

Comments:
Cool page, its airdmbanks from the chat on Lycos. Have a good one.

CUTIE_247 - 07/29/00 20:54:44

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DUDE YOUR WEBSITE IS GAY YOU ARE A RETARD FIRST WHAT IF YOU DONT HAVE A DICK ETC.....

star_21 - 07/29/00 20:16:39
My Email:none/pussy
favourite 'diana' moment: none
fave dog biscuit: none
what is your poison?: none

Comments:
This is a really cool web site and I'am going to show it to some of my friends i think they will all enjoy!

BP - 07/29/00 13:33:43

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What about all the shit on weed!!! Get a page for weed!!!

sparky - 07/28/00 17:00:48
My Email:10"

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Unfortuantely I don't have much to say. I'll think of something later and re-sign.

Classy Chicken - 07/28/00 16:45:56
My Email:I'm female
favourite 'diana' moment: ummm.....
fave dog biscuit: Pedigree chum
what is your poison?: I'm a bitch in the mornings. I don't likemy bum
what is your honey?: I have a spankin gorgeous b/f. My boobs r my best point
favourite piece of useless infromation: Blondes aren't as dull as they seem. (Evil vindictive bitches!)
your LATF rating: i'm leaving this blank

Comments:
This is a rather disgusting web page but I like the Tony the Tiger thing!

bob - 07/28/00 15:04:15
My URL:http://bob
My Email:1meter
favourite 'diana' moment: ummm
fave dog biscuit: pedigree chum
what is your poison?: dunno
what is your honey?: dunno
favourite piece of useless infromation: my name is bob
your LATF rating: dunno

Comments:
grrrreat website!like the thing bout tony the tiger!twas grrrrrreat 2 read!

SacReDiNfLuEnCe..aka..Dan - 07/27/00 12:45:23
My URL:http://www.expage.com/bassistoftheworld
My Email:7.5
favourite 'diana' moment: ...
fave dog biscuit: the chewy kind?
what is your poison?: ...
what is your honey?: ...
favourite piece of useless infromation: say my name bitch...
your LATF rating: ...

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kick ass page...i dont know your name or anything, but yeah...so yeah..well i gotta go before the midgets get me...peace love dop...

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