Below are links to find out who exactly is going to heaven, and who is going to hell. Click on either Rhys or Joao below to see each other's list. And how, exactly, did we work this out? Well, you see, I am Joao. Otherwise known as a certain Saint Peter to the masses. So i know everything. Rhys, on the other hand, is a dirty old bugger of a fart, and he has put a camera in EVERY room in EVERY house in EVERY country in EVERY world. Yes, he's probably wanking over you right now. Or over Roseanne Barr's bathroom. Because he spends so much time doing this, he has gained a vast knowledge on who is good and bad, then passes this information on to me. Remember, big brother isn't watching you: a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, little pube called Rhys Tucker is.