Below is a set of pictures that are guaranteed under the state law of Cardiff to make you piss yourself... of course, don't come a knockin' on my door when you do, because i'll have to shit on your head and stick a fork between your bumflaps. But nonetheless, click on the pictures below to get a bigger one up.

the trick with the following picture is to email it to someone with the subject, 'man with MASSIVE cock'. expecting to see a man with a dick as big as Patrick Vieira's, they see a dick......... in the gyppo man............ and he has a giant cockerel.