For instance, Jennifer Lopez would
get a four,
Davina McCall would get a two
(legs and bum) ,
and Roseanne Barr would get a
zero.
A RECENT newspaper article in a national tabloid newspaper said of an unsurprising statistic about men: that the 'average' man (whatever the fuck average is) can, upon first seeing a woman, tell if she's a potential sexual partner (i.e if she's shagadelic or not) within the first seven seconds of seeing her. To help the 'boys' out there, we here at 'Joâo & Rhys's leetel beet of webspace' have come up with a simple code to tell if that broad is shagadelic enough. it's called the LATF™ code (short for Legs/Arse/Tits/Face). you give the hussy 1 point for each of those attributes in the LATF which is rated sexy. if a girl gets a four, don't 'four'. Say phwooooaar.
For instance, Jennifer Lopez would
get a four,
Davina McCall would get a two
(legs and bum) ,
and Roseanne Barr would get a
zero.
This simple method let's you review
any girl easily and- hey girls- you can review yourselves! Remember, it's
all a matter of personal taste so whatever appeals to one man may be like
having a facefull of Mo Mowlam's 'bits' for the next. Send any pics of
people you think should be in the 'hall of fame' for people who score a
four to this delightful hove of a website myself and Rhys call home. Girls,
if you come up with a similar thang for us guys then tell us and i'll try
to convince Rhys to let me do it (He's bound to think i'm gay). So
anyway, GO REVIEW SOME PEOPLE NOW.