MY ODE TO THE MULLET

Aaaah, don't you just HATE the mullet hairstyle? All it is is (sic) short hair all over, then long hair on the back. That's it. BUT- they look completely bollocks. Totally shite. Any former mullet owner will tell you that they will NEVER go back to wearing that hairstyle again. But do you know where the phrase 'mullet' came from? Don't let anybody tell you it came from the film 'Cool Hand Luke', where, supposedly, a character with long, shaggy hair is described as a 'mullet head'. This is dogshit. A certain Mike Diamond coined the phrase, probably better known to you as Mike D of the Beastie Boys-----> (complete with mullets here)  This terrible travesty of a hair cut makes me piss myself whenever i see one, which is why i've taken to watching Country Music, Stock car racing, and professional American atheletes perform what they do best. Most of these people get the muletude, which is actually the proper phrase for the attitude that comes with wearing one- very testosterone-filled, very manly and very gay. But what bothers me is this: LADIES!! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU ENCOURAGE MEN TO HAVE MULLETS?!? TELL THEM THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS AND REFUSE TO SHAG THEM!!!

Anyway, on with the pictures!! And additional text!!

 Click here for the page on which you will see (you guessed it) PORN mullets! the world of porn is full of mullets. I must warn you about entering this section. You will either laugh or have a heart attack. You have been warned. Also, see this page of mine on celebrtiy mullets.This is a page about additional information on the mullet (you know, the twats who took the thing too far)

Here are some other terms for that eighties favourite ( apart from the pink stockings, fingerless gloves and music worse than five & the Spice Girls put together).

Back! Take me away from the mullets!