Sailor Venus vs. Sailor Saturn

Sailor Saturn:   Awakened by the new age, I am Sailor Saturn. On behalf of the cold, dark, and desolate planet Saturn, I shall punish you!
Audience:   You tell her Saturn. Show her the wrath of your glaive!
Sailor Venus:   I am the Warrior of love, Sailor Venus. In the name of love and Venus, I shall punish you!
Audience:  Venus! Venus! Warrior of love!
Sailor Sun:   Wow, the audience is reacting well to both speeches. How will this possibly end?
Tuxedo Steve:   I have no clue. Now who will start off the fight?
Sailor Sun:   Of course - Sailor Venus.
Sailor Venus:  Crescent Beam!
Tuxedo Steve:  I think Sailor Saturn was ready for that. She easily jumped out of the way.
Sailor Venus:  You're quicker than I expected!
Sailor Saturn:  Of course. I have trained hard.
Sailor Sun:  What's this? Sailor Saturn ran up behind Venus and tossed her into the side of the wall!
Tuxedo Steve: Wow! I am extremely impressed with Saturn's ability.
Sailor Venus:  (says to herself) I have to win. I must look deep inside of me.
Sailor Saturn: Come on Venus. Don't you have anything good to try on me?
Sailor Venus:  Yeah, try this one on for size!
Tuxedo Steve:   Venus! Venus! It looks like she's powering up her deadliest attack.
Sailor Venus: Venus! Love and Beauty Shock!
Sailor Saturn:  Piece of cake.
Sailor Sun:  She easily jumps out of the way! Amazing!
Sailor Venus: Love and Beauty Shock!
Sailor Saturn: What? Aaaaaaaah!
Tuxedo Steve:  Saturn was slammed against the side of the wall.
Sailor Sun:   I don't think she liked that one bit!
Sailor Venus:   Gotcha!!!
Sailor Saturn:  Oooooooooooo!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT WEAKLING!
Tuxedo Steve: What is she doing? A purple mist is surrounding her.
Sailor Sun:   Maybe Sailor saturn is acquiring a new technique! Go Saturn!!!
Sailor Venus: This doesn't look good for me.
Sailor Saturn: Saturn...Deathball...Explode!!!
Sailor Venus:   Aaaaaaaah!
Tuxedo Steve: That went straight into Sailor Venus!
Sailor Sun:   Yea! Saturn now has a move that won't kill her!
Sailor Saturn:  I am indestructible now!
Sailor Venus:  What am I going to do now? Aha!!!
Sailor Sun: I don't know what in the world Venus cam do now. Allright Saturn!
Tuxedo Steve:  *sigh* I just can't believe this.
Sailor Venus: Venus Love-Me Chain!
Sailor Saturn:   How could you possibly get me in this?!?!
Sailor Sun:  She's got her!
Tuxedo Steve: But wait, Sailor Saturn just busted out of it! And she looks extremely mad.
Sailor Saturn: I've had just about enough of you. I think that it's time that you experience the wrath of my glaive!
Sailor Venus: (thinks to herself) It's time to put my plan in action.
Sailor Saturn: Silence...
Sailor Sun:   What is she doing? There is no possible way she can dodge this attack. But Sailor Saturn will die!
Sailor Venus: Come on, come on.
Sailor Saturn: Glaive...
Tuxedo Steve:   I know her plan! Go Venus!
Sailor Saturn: Surprise!!!
Sailor Venus:   Gotcha!
Sailor Chibimoon: What are you doing with me? Minako, I thought we were friends!
Sailor Sun: Sailor Venus is holding Sailor Chibimoon in front of her! Will this work?
Sailor Saturn: Noooooo! Stop!
Tuxedo Steve:   It worked! The blast hit Sailor Chibimoon and now both Sailor Saturn and Sailor Chibimoon are on the floor dead.
Sailor Sun:   We have a winner!! Sailor Venus!!!!
Audience:   Hooray Venus! Hooray Venus!
Sailor Venus:  I did it! I did it! Whew.
Tuxedo Steve:  Join us next week when we have a Bad Blood War with two villains facing off against each other. Bye!
Sailor Sun:  From the Fight Zone - this is Tuxedo Steve and Sailor Sun - signing off.
                                       Total Votes
                                     Sailor Venus - 12
                                    Sailor Saturn - 11

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