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Laurent the Penguin had very few friends, he tried to be cool and followed every new trend. But the other penguins would call him "nerd", because everything he did was so absurd.
Poor old Laurent, he wasn't cool. He felt so bad everyday at school.
Laurent went out to sea one day, some kids invited him to play. All these kids that were so cool, these same punk kids t hat were at school.
Poor old Laurent, he wasn't cool. He felt better everyday at school.
So eventually Laurent became a punk, he wore his feathers in spiky chunks. He tried to be different and it somehow worked out, he was happy without a doubt.
Joyfull Laurent, now he was cool. He felt so rad everyday at school. Lets go!

Sailing on the deep blue sea, living life so proud and free. Ugly and drunken pirates we are, watch us laugh hardy har. Watch us as we rape and pillage, each and every town and village. If you try to make our ship sink, we will make you walk the plank!
Yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, our great adventures have just begun. 15 men on a dead man's chest, finding treasure is what we do best.
Black beard, Red beard what's the difference? Come and hang with me and my friends. All we do is drink all day, then at night we sail away.
Yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, our great adventures have just begun. 15 men on a dead man's chest, finding treasure is what we do best.

Woke up, took a shower. Then he started skankin for a half an hour. Up in a flash he hops into the pit. He explodes into a skankin fit. Round and round and round he goes, where he stops nobody knows. After the song he still goes on, 3 hours after the concert's done.
Watchout now, here is my grandpa. He can skank better than you. Here he comes, here is my grandpa. My grandma can skank good too.
80 years old and about to die, skankin all day, skankin all night. He gets all the women and it makes me sick, I'd be dancin too if I had that many chicks. There he goes again, as he dances with a grin. Gramps is not the one who invented ska, he is just the biggest fan of them all.
Watchout now, here is my grandpa. He can skank better than you. Here he comes, here is my grandpa. My grandma can skank good too.
Look out now, here is my grandpa. He can skank better than you. Here he comes, here is my grandpa. My grandma can skank good too.

Rocket Scientist, I never thought it would come to this. He's mad from all the good days that have gone bad. Revenge is the action he is planning to take, a bomb is exactly what he's planning to make.
And send it up in space, to orbit around the earth. And send it crashing down so no more earth will be around. This angry scientist wants to get back at all the kids for always tripping him and taking all of the chicks.
So he began balancing chemicals and drawing up the plan. Once he was finished he developed a bomb that would decimate the land. This evil genius created a plot from his sinister mind. He would grab the nuke and wage war on all of mankind.
And send it up in space, to orbit around the earth. And send it crashing down so no more earth will be around. The wounds that wouldn't heal, the fear you made me feel. It's about time you paid for your mistakes.
As the world clutched their loved ones and waited in silence, this evil madman grabbed the remote and pressed down the button. To his dismay, nothing happened, the world was just fine. The nuclear bomb was unplugged the whole time.

I could show up at your house at 6 am and serve you breakfast in bed. And if this is too early for you I'll come back at 8 instead. You and me could run away to a place so far away. We don't have to know just where we're goin, we'll just take off for a day.
It's a you day and me day, you and me together everyday. It's a you day and me day. You and me, that would be okay.
I'm so glad that you're my girlfriend, you're so glad that I'm your man. You and me will walk together, walking hand in hand. It's just another chance for me to kiss you, just another night with me and you. It's just another chance for me to miss you when the night is through.
It's a you day and me day, you and me together everyday. It's a you day and me day. You and me, that would be okay.
We could sit there on the beach, when we move out to the sea. We could watch the tides roll in, we're bestfriends with benefits.
It's a you day and me day, you and me together everyday. It's a you day and me day. You and me, that would be okay.

Tropical island in the sun, my destitnation had just begun. Coconut bras and a medicine man to cure the troubles of the land. It started out on a rainy day, my plane crashed into the Bering Strait. Millions of miles I swam until my paradise came into view.
       Island paradise, it is not for me.
       Island paradise, I want to go home.
Savagely I made my way, to the beach on a cloudy day. The Big Kahuna and Chief Tuna were welcoming me to stay. Waterlogged just like a frog, I kindly accepted their gesture. No need at all to wait for that Rescue Helicopter.
       Island paradise, it is not for me.
       Island paradise, I want to go home.
Into the feast of a thousand braves, is where my next adventure lays. Hook me up with that fresh lemonade and some sweet and sour marinade. Shishkabobs and Tikimen, bonfires and some natives. Don't save me I think it's fun, this voyage is so crazy.
        Island paradise, my little tiki man.
        Island paradise, I finally like it here!

Hello again. Loneliness is my only true friend. Now and then from my sanity I will bend again. Thinking of you is what occupies my mind until 2 in the morning. Thats when I watch 3's Company.
Take me away from this misery like a hostage situation and theres nobody left but me. Without you is the hardest thing that I've been through. Bouncing off the walls waiting for your call and I know it never comes but the hope is there anyway. I'm breaking through. I know one of these days I'm gonna be with you.
Hatred towards you and all those outright mean things that you do. I quit my job and now I'm just a braindead lazy slob. Your parents never really liked me anyway, but I liked you and that was enough to get me through.
Take me away from this misery like a hostage situation and theres nobody left but me. Without you is the hardest thing that I've been through. Bouncing off the walls waiting for your call and I know it never comes but the hope is there anyway. I'm breaking through. I know one of these days I'm gonna be with you.
Now as I lay in my bed for these past 60 days. I think of you with all my insecurities blurred from view. Take me to cheers where everybody knows my name. It's raining in my head and in my head I will be safe.

Here comes the sunrise, I've stayed up all night. I've been doing this all my life. Its me vs. me tonight, the ultimate fight. The light at the end of the tunnel isn't bright. 5am creeping crawling. It all feels so surreal. I need to get back to where I can feel. I think of what went wrong, I think I need to sleep. Shadowboxing myself to sleep.
A hero to some may be a villain to the next, while a lion to some may be a butterfly at best. Breaking down this shallow lie, I stand and testify. Why do I do this to me? I need to be free. Free from all of these burdens that I wear. Look! Its up in the air, and its down there. My growing pain is everywhere!
Battery acid pumpin through my veins. The shroud of despair now clouds my so-called brain. Exhaling out, so bitter and alone, I wake up screaming "Take me home!" Numbed senses guide me through trenches. Don't ever let your beliefs be censored. Webbed desires starting my fires, and all of this because I'm breathless.
Oh no! Its not me again. Leave me alone. I'm gone again.

"Non-toxic, man!" It says on the can. He's faster than molasses and quick like sand. Took the US by storm and now Japan, he's an ordinary spy with a dental plan.
He's a tall dark man with a gun in his hand, a-slippin and a-slidin with a cool and steady hand. "I've got a lot of work to do." and I said "Hey, man. Nothing sticks to you!"
Spider on the wall, crawlin down the wall. Go and tell your mom, cuz HE'S COMIN IN!
Runaway from him, he's comin to get you. Polytetrafloroethylene there's no hope for you.
Secret Agent Style!
He's a tall dark man with a gun in his hand, a-slippin and a-slidin with a cool and steady hand. "I've got a lot of work to do" and I said "Hey, man. Nothing sticks to you! Not even super glue or even magnetic velcro shoes."

I'm gonna start off this song by telling you that you don't know how lucky you are, with a roof over your head and you never starve. Yet you maintain a bad attitude and think the world is out to get you. When will you change your pessimistic point of view?
The sun is shinin', the sun is shinin', the sun is shinin', the sun is shinin'.
Take a seat back and put you mind on cruise control. Forget all of your problems and raise yourself up to the light. A little optimism never hurt anybody and could go a long way to exposing your inner beauty thats been locked away, locked away, now walk away.
I don't know what I've been told and all I know is that today is gonna be the day that the gray skies drift away. The sun is shinin', the sun is shinin'.
You say you're not happy with the person you turned out to be. I say why be someone else when you can be yourself? Turn that frown upside down now and shine like the brightest star in the sky. Feel free to enjoy life and never let your shimmer fade.