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Okay, its time for all you folk to learn about my friends. I'm going to talk about some of my old friends first.

Henderson, Henderson, Henderson. He truly entertains me on a regular basis. I can always get a rousing conversation out of him. Certainly, he can be a pain in the ass when he calls at all hours of the day. However, I know that I can't yell at him when its 1:00pm and he calls and I'm still in bed- because it is actually a decent hour. Damn reasoning and fuck logic man!! Sometimes you just want to scream why are you calling me!!!!!??? But then he goes and says something way cool and I'm wide awoke and happy to have good friends like him. Henderson is that girlfriend that I've always wanted when I want to talk about my problems. And he is a great master when it comes to me being subservient to him during AIM sex. So Henderson is very special in many ways and he is the king of Sexy Bitches everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I going to tell you all about my friend Christina PW (not to confused with my Chistina B.) PW is a reallly cool person whom I love and adore. Sometimes I wonder how I survived without her. I really could have used her last year when I was taking AP European History in high school. She absolutely loves Europe and knows everything about it. No wait, her having class with me wouldn't have been such a good idea. I wouldn't have had the highest grades in the class- that would be a no no. Anyways, other than her great love an admiration for the great kings and queens of England, especially the all powerful Elizabeth I, she loves archaeology, anime, J-pop, and London. But then again, who couldn't love these things?! I think that's why I love my Christina sooo much. When she becomes an archaeologist, I'm going to follow her around on one of digs one day. Probably too annoy, probably out of curiosity, probably to get away from everything else lol. Anyway, Christina is a totally cool person who is honest and pure and good. Which is another reason why I love her so much. When Christina is sad, I'm sad and I want the people who hurt my Christina to die. So don't hurt my pretend daughter or else.... And I also call Christina that little voice in my head. She'll sit behind me and tell me what to do or say when I talk to some of my other friends and I do it. I mean, who can resist the cuteness of PW? If Chibis existed, she would be one!

I shall tell you all about this girl that I know. Her name is Becca, and I live with her- I don't live with her, I LIVE with her. She's my roommate up here at K, and she kicks ass. I've seen her do it before, so I should know. Becca likes boys, (eeeeeeeeewwwwwww icky icky poo poo, and she drools all over them) but I think that she especially likes naked men. I can agree with that, men should be in their natural state at all times. Ahem, and she watches movies with her friends and chills with them. She is my math genious. If only I could rape her mind for its math- maybe I wouldn't be screwing up in calculus right now. Anyways, becca is a wonderful person who I would gladly kick some ass for. Especially those pissy little bitches that keep annoying her. I shall make them suffer when I take over the world and use my weapons of mass destruction. hehehehehe What should you know about Becca? She's cute, she's angry, she's fiery, she's sweet, she's the greatest bestest roommate in the whole wide world. I love Becca and I'm so glad that I met her. And the best part is that she's learning to appreciate the finer qualitie of anime and drool over the anime hot boys. YEA!!!

I suppose that its time that I talk about some new people. So you want to know about Patty? Well Patty is this girl that I know here at K, who became my daughter and she's also my lover and we have wonderful magnificent sex together.....no that's not true. Well Patty is my pretend daughter and my pretend lover, (did i mention that there was a lot of incest in my pretend family??) whom I love and adore. She is PW's big sis, and at one point she was my lover with whom I had a son with (there's some special science involved when it comes to two women having children together, but I'm not going to get into it!). Patty is an exceptional person who is hyper and hyper. She likes lots of things, but I think that she should be noted for her dorm room. Her dorm room is the most......intricate piece of work that I've ever seen. We like to kid around and say that if we ever wanted to experience what it would be like to be high, we would just walk into her room. Her walls are covered in pictures of faires, lord of the rings, queen of the damned, men, spiderman, star wars, mythological stuff, etc... Hanging from the ceiling are these dangerous porcelain fairies. You walk into them and they beat the crap out of you. And the leopard print carpet doesn't help.....Anyways, Patty is a great friend. I love her to death. She's carefree and freespirited, sometimes, a little too free spirited. But that's why we all love her soo much. Patty has a great sense of humor which she uses quite skillfully at times. Now if only she were a chemistry major.....