Things They Would Never Say
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Submitted by: Oral_Diamond

Tala
  • Ian, does my pants make me look fat?
  • Time to rock and roll...
  • I like Kai, he's so nice...
Ian
  • Yah! I'm a midget!
  • I don't want to rule the world! I want to work in the circus as a midget!
Spencer
  • I'm so weak that Kai can beat me when I'm asleep!
  • I'm Fat.
Bryan
  • I'm a vegetarian!
  • Killing is bad...
  • I love kitties! Here kitty kitty kitty!
  • I'm happy, happy happy happy!
Boris
  • I want to be a super hero one day! Then I could save all those poor people from those evil breadcrumbs!
Voltaire
  • I miss my dear young grandson, I hope he's ok...
  • Those monsters pebbles that ate my wife. My poor wife...
  • I should make donations to the children's hospial.
Kai
  • I want more friends! ...Well that's what the eraser said...
  • Well you see I love my current friends I just wish the Whitetigers and All Starz will for give me then we will all be best friends! PS: I miss you grandpa!
  • I love you, you love me, we're all one big family...
  • I wanna give everyone a big hug!
  • Emily is like so cool!!!
  • I should smile more...
  • Dranzer is stupid! Phoenixes are too girly!
Tyson
  • I should stop eating, eating is bad for your health...well that's what the pink rubbery square told me...
  • Oh yeah! I also hate Max, and Kenny, and all my friends!
  • I really like Kai!
Max
  • I should always be sad because...well...uh...being happy is poisonous?
  • Hehe...I mean hmph...wawawawah!
  • The Teletubbies are so uncool!
  • My mom is dumb.
  • I hate Emily, she's too happy...
Rei
  • Cats are stupid, cats are evil, cats are...uncouth!!!
  • People should hate cats and all the cat family...or...that's what the my eraser said...
  • Am I cute or what?
  • I hate Mariah!
  • I wanna be a cook! Beyblading is boring!
Kenny
  • Computers are useless and uh...useless! They don't do anything but you can surf the internet and play games!
  • I hate solitaire! Hmm kinda rhymes with Voltaire...
  • My best friends are the Dark bladers you know!
  • Dizzi's a kind hearted compu-bit beast.
Robert
  • What does uncouth mean?
  • The bladebreaker are so much better than us Majestics! Umm what does Majestic mean?
  • I love the name Majestics!
  • Armour is so not honourable!
Johnny
  • Salamanders are stupid! I want a phoenix bit beast instead!
  • Robert is the best story teller of all times!
  • I should be wearing a kilt! I'm a scott you know!
  • Oliver is cool and reliable!
Oliver
  • Unicorns are ugly!
  • I look like a girl.
  • Art is idiotic!
  • Roses are so unfashionable!
Enrique
  • Lalalala! I must groom my bitbeast and shine his scales!
  • I love you Amphilyon! I should treat you nicer!
  • Rosette, Bianca, I hate you!
  • I like being a gentleman and stay in my cardboard box home! I'm poor you know!

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