Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is - -
I'll never tell.
Xander: She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight-
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - -
No. I'll never tell.
Anya and Xander: Cause there's nothing to tell.
Anya: He snores
Xander: She wheezes
Anya: Say "housework" and he freezes
Xander: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
Anya: I talk; he breezes
Xander: She doesn't know what "please" is
Anya: His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
Anya and Xander: The vibe gets kind of scary
Xander: Like, she thinks I'm ordinary
Anya: Like, it's all just temporary
Xander: Like, her toes are kinda hairy
Anya and Xander: But it's all very well
'Cos, God knows, I'll never tell!
Xander: She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She nev-
Anya: His eyes are beady!
Xander: This is my verse, hello?
She-
Anya: (Spoken)
Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
Anya and Xander:
You know
Anya: My knight in armor
Xander: You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple...
Tight embrace!
Anya: He's swell
Xander: She's sweller
Anya: He'll always be my feller
Xander: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
Anya: I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
Anya and Xander: I've lied
I've said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I can't quell
Xander: Is she looking for a pot of gold
Anya: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Xnader: Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
Anya: Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
Xander: Am I crazy?
Anya: Am I dreaming?
Xander: Am I marrying a demon?
Anya and Xander: We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell
Xander: My lips are sealed
Anya: I take the Fifth
Xander: Nothing to see
Move it along
Anya and Xander: I'll never
Tell!
