Period 2

SmackDownSister quickly drops the 2003 Rookie bust-o-da-year Bryant Johnson and adds Robert Ferguson from the Green Bay Packers ($1, 1 year).

"While we know we have a limited running game, we'll be ready to air it out"

In a double move, the PhatBacks release Tim Couch and move Michael Bennett to the IR and add the St. Louis Defense ($2, 1 year) and placekicker Matt Stover ($1, 1 year).

"Couch was a plague on our team ever since we acquired him with his constant demands for candy and the crying fits.  He'll be happier with the other pre-school kids at Montesori.  We'll go with the luxury of a backup defense and kicker until Michael's ready to return."

Period 1

The Marauders place Willis MacGahee on the IR and add Kevin Faulk ($1, 1 year). In a search for a backup to Edge & Ahman and knowing better than Chucky what Thomas Jones brings to the table, this little back is almost guaranteed to rush for 1,600 yards, have 700 yards of receptions and score 15 TDs.  Oh wait - that's MARSHAL Faulk....

The Hitmen waive Peter Warrick and add Oakland running back Justin Fargas ($2, 1 year).  Everybody knows that there is no way a 5' 10", 190 lb running back can last an entire 16 week NFL schedule... and when Justin's given the opportunity to play - WATCH OUT!

The Assassins add injury replacement Kelly Holcomb ($2, 1 year) to their roster and move Michael Vick to the IR.  They're hoping that Holcomb can at least cover their ass in case Jake Plummer plays like... well... Jake Plummer

SmackDownSister

1. Jeremy Shockey ($12)
2. Jerry Porter ($8)
3. Josh Reed ($6)
4. Adrian Peterson ($3)
5. LeBrandon Toefield ($3)
6. Bryant Johnson ($2)
7. Doug Johnson ($1)

StiffArms

1. Clinton Portis ($41)
2. D'Wayne Bates ($1)
3. David Carr ($1)
4. Johnathan Wells ($1)
5. Ladell Betts ($1)
6. Ed McCaffrey ($1)

Assassins

1. Chad Johnson ($16)
2. William Green ($15)
3. Corell Buckhalter ($7)
4. Jake Plummer ($4)
5. Darrell Jackson ($3)
6. LaMont Jordan ($3)
7. Randy McMichael ($2)
8. Adam Vinitari ($1)

Chargers

1. Lavernious Coles ($18)
2. Stacey Mack ($5)
3. Tai Streets ($2)
4. Todd Pinkston ($2)
5. Alge Crumpler ($1)
6. Jay Feeley ($1)
7. Patrick Ramsey ($1)

PhatBacks

1. Amos Zeroue ($10)
2. Tim Brown ($2)
3. Olindo Mare ($1)
4. Moe Williams ($1)
5. Steve Smith ($1)

Quiet Storm

1. Stephen Davis ($18)
2. Daunte Stallworth ($9)
3. Chad Pennington ($8)
4. Ontario Smith ($5)
5. Brad Johnson ($4)
6. Quincy Morgan ($3)
7. Santana Moss ($3)

Hitmen

1. Matt Hasselbeck ($6)
2. T.J. Duckett ($5)
3. Ashley Lelie ($3)
4. Peter Warrick ($1)
5. Carolina Defense ($1)

Ball Ho's

1. Emmitt Smith ($3)
2. Javon Walker ($1)
3. Doug Jolley ($1)
4. Bryan Finneran ($1) (comish's pick)

Marauders

1. Mushin Muhammed ($3)
2. Kordell Stewart ($1)
3. Antonio Bryant ($1)
4. Thomas Jones ($1)

Tight Ends

1. Mike Allstott ($3)
2. John Carney ($1)
3. Pittsburgh Defense ($1)
4. Joe Jurivicious ($1)

Rynos

1. Mark Boeringer ($1)
2. Travis Taylor ($1)

Gryphons

1. Marcell Shipp ($1)
2. David Terrell ($1)