The Adventures of Butch and Geek
by Jules
"Damn," Luke said.
"Damn," Grace echoed.
"What do you think? A nine?"
Grace gave him a look of extreme superiority. "Are you kidding? She's definitely a five and above, but an nine? More like a six, six and a half. Then again you always have been obsessed with the nerdy type."
"Nerdy is cool."
"Only if it's intentional. That was not intentional. Still, great tits. Points for the subdefective thing. A solid six and a half."
Luke stood his ground. "She's at least a seven."
"Fine. A seven. Oooh ... now that is a nine."
"Oh right. Well if I always go for the nerds, you always go for girls like my sister."
Grace looked over at him. "What are you talking about?"
"Long hair, nice ass, tendency towards stripy clothing."
"You notice your sister's ass? You have problems Girardi."
"What? No." Luke cringed. "No! I just know that you notice because you check it out every time she walks by."
"Hardly," Grace scoffed. "Is it that obvious?"
"Pretty much."
Grace shifted back to people watching. "Well it's sizable. It's not like I can just look around it. Oh hello. Come to Mama!"
"You did not just say that. You accuse me of incest and then get all parental on ... oh my God do come to Mama. Or Papa. Or both. We can share."
Luke and Grace tilted their heads simultaneously to get a better view.
"What, so we're married now?"
"Well, we did make out once."
"Don't remind me."
"Already did."
"Eh, you can keep that one. A two."
"Negative 2."
Luke paused. "We could make out again sometime, if you want."
Grace gave him a shove. "Cool down horn dog. Been there. Done that. You're not a bad kisser though."
"Really."
"Nah. I've had worse."
"But you've had better?"
"Yeah."
Luke laid out his proposition. "So give me another shot."
"What about the little missus?"
"She'll understand. It's all in the pursuit of scientific inquiry."
"Still hasn't slept with you yet, huh?"
"Nope. Not even close."
Luke and Grace looked at each other. He reached to tuck a strand of her dirty blond hair behind her ear. She slapped his hand away. "Lay off the face geek boy. You gonna make your move or not?"
Luke leaned in and kissed her. They stayed like that a while. Then he pulled away.
"Grace, did you have garlic today?"
"Well, I wasn't exactly planning to get felt up now was I science boy wonder?"
"I didn't mean. I mean it was still a good kiss."
"It does appear Glynis has taught you a thing or two."
"What makes you think I haven't taught her a thing or two?"
"Be still my inner eye."
"Hey," Luke asked. "What about that one?"
"Damn." Grace answered.
"Damn."
Rating: PG
Category: General
Pairing: Grace/Luke friendship
Warning: This has no plot. It's just a bit of fun.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Don't sue.
Description: Grace and Luke are doing a little bit of people watching
at the Arcadia Mall.