Grace- It's the one advantage to being universally despised. You get to say whatever you want.

Grace- Do you have multiple personality disorder? Is that what this is?

Grace- Ok, that's pathetic. Listen... I normally couldn't care less, but I think your sister needs, like, an intervention or something.
Luke- See, Mr. Wilson counts on me to take attendance.
Grace- Is she a pod person now? Because she's, like, meeting people for smoothies.
Luke- Um, thing is, Joan's a girl, and girls do stuff like go get smoothies. Well, not all girls, just girls that are...seriously, I have to go.

Grace- First, I don't like anyone. In her better moments, your sister didn't make me want to puke.

Friedman- Dude, your sister is, like, hot. Grace- Dude...you're, like, an ass.