Episode 2 - The Fire and The Wood
 Helen- Every day Grace?
Grace- You are supposed to ask the reason for my tardiness.
Helen- You are late for school every day, and late for every single class. The vice-principal thinks youre doing it on purpose to flaunt his authority.
Grace- Mrs. Girardi, you gotta ask me.
Helen- If you dont make at least one class on time this week, He will suspend you, and if it happens again after that he will expel you.
Grace- Come on, ask me.
Helen- What is the reason for your tardiness?
Grace- The reason for my tardiness is I am late.

Grace- Wood doesn't actually burn.
Joan- That's insane.
Grace- What burns is the gas released when the wood gets hot. Therefore the reaction would have to be gasification, through oxidation reduction, then combustion.
Adam- -to Grace- Dude, are you smart?
Grace- Just because I refute the whole formal schooling equals knowledge crap doesnt mean I'm stupid.

Grace- And Rain Man's back to underpants.

Grace- Because that backpack is probably full of boo ya shwag.

Grace- I don't hand things in, and I never hand them in on time. It's my policy.