Bad Farfie

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Schuldich: BRAAAAAAAAAADDD!! Come on!!

Brad: I'm coming, I'm coming!....Gimme 5 more minutes..*resumes shaving his legs*

Schuldich: Our plane leave in 3 hours!

Brad: I KNOW! *hums happily to himself as he shaves*

Schuldich: ...What are you doing, anyways?

Brad: Shaving..

Schuldich: ...Your back or your head?

Brad: *sweatdrops as if yo say "oy...what a baka..."* NEITHER!

Schuldich: .....Ah! Brad! Are you shaving your legs!?

Brad: Duh..

Schuldich: I have told you MILLIONS of times! MEN DON'T SHAVE THEIR LEGS!

Brad: Well, I like to look my best...

Schuldich: Will you hurry up?!

Brad: You want me to cut myself?!

Schuldich: if it will make you go faster...

Brad: Just run over the instr\uctions with Nagi again..I'll be done when you finish...

Schuldich: Fine...*shouts* NAAAAAAAGGGIIIII!!!!

Nagi: You don't have to yell! I'm RIGHT HERE!

Schuldich: *turns around* Oh, there you are..

Nagi: What do you want?

Schuldich: Do you remember your instructions?

Nagi: Yes... Feed Farfie, walk Farfie, keep Farfie off the furnature.

Schuldich: Good. And what else?

Nagi: Make sure he doesn't bite the religious postman..

Schuldich: And?

Nagi: Keep him away from the aethist next door, and make sure he doesn't unholy the holy water of any churches..

Schuldich: And?

Nagi: umm...Oh, make sure he doesn't jump on people..

Farferello: *runs in on all fours like a dog and jumps onto Schuldich, licking his face*

Schuldich: EWWW!!! Farfie slobber!! *pushes Farferello off him*

Nagi: I should have known that was coming..

Brad: *shouts* I DID!

Schuldich: shut up, you can see the future!

Brad: Yep! And you will die a horrible, horrible death!

Schuldich: Quit sayin' that!....I'm starting to believe you..

Brad: *grins smugly and goes back to shaving his legs*

Schuldich: BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAADDD!!!! WHERE ARE THE TICKETS!!???

Brad: Behind the sticky buns!

Schuldich: ...They're not there...

Brad: WHAT??!!

Schuldich: Not there.

Brad: ....NAGI!

Nagi: *runs in* What?

Brad: ..have you seen the tickets to Hawaii?

Nagi: No..

Brad: Damnit! Schuldich! You lost them!

Schuldich: Did not!

Brad: Did so!

Schuldich: Did not!

Brad: Did so!

Schuldich: Did not!

Brad: Did so!

Schuldich: Did not!

Brad: Did so!

Schuldich: Did not!

Brad: I see the future! I can tell I shall win this argument!

Schuldich: Shut up!

Farferello: *walks in* ..What's wrong?

Schuldich: Brad lost the tickets..

Brad: Correction, YOU lost the tickets, Schuldich!

Farferello: The ones to Hawaii?

Brad and Schuldich: YES!

Farferello: Oh, I ate them..

Brad, Schuldich, Nagi: YOU WHAT?!!

Farferello: I ate them...

Schuldich: You were THAT hungry?!

Farferello: Yes...

Brad: Then WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE TICKETS?!

Farferello: They were on the floor..

Nagi: And you didn't think to pick them up?!

Farferello: I WOULD have if I wasn't so hungry! *glares at Schuldich with his yellow eye* if SOMEONE hadn't put MY bowl on THE COUNTER!

Nagi and Brad: *glare at Schuldich*

Schuldich: Why didn't you just get your bowl?

Farferello: Cuz I'm not allowed on the counter because of SOMEONE's*glares at Brad* rules!

Brad: Then why didn't you fetch Nagi?

Farferello: Because I needed to hurt god!

Nagi: Couldn't that have waited?!

Farferello: NO!

Brad: Great...so we're stuck here all weekend...well, at least we have TV..

Schuldich: Yes..Sweet, Blessed TV...And Beer!

Nagi: And munchies! Can't go wrong with munchies!

Farferello: Unless you decide to destroy the TV as part of a ritual and smash all the beer and give all the munchies to bums ...

Brad, Schuldich, Nagi: YOU WHAT??!!!!

Farferello: Just kidding! *Looks at clock, growls like a dog* Here comes that pesky mailman who loves god...*runs off on all fours to go attack the mailman*

Brad, Schuldich, Nagi: *grin, hug the TV, cases of beer and many munchies of the Sunday Night Football fan*

Brad: TV good..

Schuldich: TV great..

Nagi: TV better then turned on...

Brad: Schuldich, turn it on..

Schuldich: Nagi, you heard the man..Turn it on..

Nagi: yeah, whatever....umm...Where's the remote?

Brad, Schuldich: *frantically search for it*

Nagi: Oh...no...

Brad: What?

Schuldich: Huh?

Nagi: I think Farfie burried it..AGAIN...

Brad, Nagi, Schuldich: *shout* BAD FARFIE!!!!!

---THE END!---

Author's Note: ^^ Just a little insane idea of mine..I love the Schwarz guys, so I decided to write this. It's kinda ooc I guess... ^^ Hope I spelt Schu-chan's name right..

Schuldich: Don't call me that...

Brad: Yeah!

Nagi: What Brad said!

Farferello: She's not that bad...

Schuldich: umm...SHE LOVES GOD!

Farferello: *eye glows* KILL IT!!!

Baka Kitsune: ITAII!! I do NOT! *runz away*