[1]
Schu-schu, the Red-haired Schwarz Boy
(was Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer)
Mangled by Razzy
Schu-schu the red-haired Schwarz boy,
Had a laugh that could annoy,
And if you ever saw him,
You'd think, "Oh! What a pretty boy!"
All of the other Schwarz boys
Knew he wanted Crawford's tail-
Always in bed with Yotan
Or any other willing male!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Bradley came to say,
"Schu-schu with your pants so tight,
Won't you **** with me tonight."
Schu nearly passed out happy.
He had waited for so long!
Craw-chan just smiled and snickered
And hoped Yotan would come along!
~*~*~*~
[2]
Farfie-kins Is Coming to Town
(was Santa Claus Is Coming to Town)
Mangled by Razzy
You better watch out!
You better not cry!
He's walking about
With only one eye,
Farfie-kins is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping
He's hiding in the dirt
He's cer-ti-fi-a-bly insane
And he loves to make God hurt
Sooo
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
Have a knife handy,
Or steal one from Schu,
Farfie-kins is coming to towwwwnnn!!
~*~*~*~
[3]
My Favorite Things (Weiss-style)
Mangled by Razzy
Schuldich on roses and night-killing kittens,
Bright copper cleavers and Kenken's new mittens,
Youji and Aya all tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream colored trousers and doujinshi doodles,
Omi and Nagi in sauce with some noodles,
Bradley's annoying and frequent mood swings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
[Chorus:]
When the Farf bites, when Omi stings,
When Schu feels up Brad,
I simply remember my favorite things
Revenge never seemed so bad.
Schu's scarlet tresses and Youji's eyelashes,
Rampaging Aya, and Brad's broken glasses,
Weiß versus Schwarz and the chaos it brings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
[Chorus:]
When the Farf bites, when Omi stings,
When Schu feels up Brad,
I simply remember my favorite things
Revenge never seemed so bad.
~*~*~
Notes: Hope you guys enjoyed them. Have a wonderful holiday everyone!
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