The Soccer Ball Shorts

It's a beautiful day in Tokyo. The grass is green, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping. Ken and Aya are sitting in a park trying to enjoy a relatively peaceful day off. Aya is busy glaring at the previously mentioned chirping birds and Ken is thoughtfully staring at a piece of tin foil.

Ken: Aya, I think we need to talk about our relationship.

Aya: What about it?

Ken: {whines and pouts} I just don't think that you care about us together at all! You always ignore me when I talk and lately, well, I've been feeling kind of lonely-

Aya: {pulls a soccer ball from Ken's gym bag} Look at the ball Kenken! {shakes it} Go get the ball! Go get it!

Ken: O.O {jumps up and down}

Aya: {tosses the ball into the street} Get it Kenken!

Ken: {runs after it}

SCREEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHH!! THUD!!

Ken: Itaii.... {stands up, wobbly} Heh, I'm ok! Aya! I got the ball! {holds it up victoriously}

Aya: Baka.... {walks away}

The Koneko. Youji and Omi are busily arranging flowers for the groping, molesting highschool girls. Ken is busy trying to pry Sakura from Aya's crotch. Aya glares.

Ken: You know, you brought this upon yourself. If you didn't give her all kinds of signals, she wouldn't be trying to chew through your pants right now.

Aya: Hn. {smacks Sakura's hand which was reaching for his day-glow orange turtleneck} Don't touch that. It was expensive. I bought it at the Gap. {preens happily}

Ken: {sweat drops} Sometimes I think you do this to make me jealous. Letting the girls hang all over you!

Aya: {maneuvers across the store with Sakura still attached} Look what I have Kenken! {pulls another soccer ball, labeled "in case of emergency," out from under the register} You want the ball Kenken?

Ken: Yes I do! Yes I do! {eyes go wide}

Aya: {throws it out the door and into the street} He can't possibly fall for this...

Ken: {sprints after it}

Youji: Damn, he fell for it again?

Omi: Third time this week. {sigh} Poor Ken-kun.

All: {wait silently}

Ken: {walks back into the store covered in shrubbery and baby powder} I got it! And I didn't even get hurt this time! {slips on some of the baby powder and falls on his ass} Oww!

Youji: {snickers}

Aya: Where the hell did I find this one?

Ken has recuperated from his sore pride and is out for a walk with Aya.

Ken: You know Aya, I don't like the way you treat me very much. You make me feel like I'm some kind of idiot.

Aya: Ken...

Ken: Don't Ken me!! Not only are you not treating me right, but we haven't been spending any time together at all lately-

Aya: {pulls out another soccer ball} Kenken-

Ken: Hey! Is that a Takatori getting out of that car? {points}

Aya: Where?! TAKATORI SHI'NE!!!! {glare-o-death}{runs into the street}

SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH

~Fin~

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