The Yu Yu Hakusho Chronicles
Reiko: ::turns to Kuwabara:: Happy now?
Yusuke: ::grins:: That's much better.
Kurama: So, why did you call us here?
Reiko: ::smiles:: Oh, basically to ask you to do the introductions and everything.
Koenma: Wait a sec… you're the site builder, right?
Reiko: ::nods:: Uh-huh.
Koenma: And you are the one programming and doing almost everything around here, right?
Reiko: ::nods:: Uh-huh
Koenma: So… why us?! I have so many things to do! I have a mountain of documents waiting at my office! I have so many-- Heck! I'm not even in the pic! I have--
Reiko: Whoa! Slow down, Koenma-kun
Koenma: That's Koenma-SAMA to you!
::Reiko's smiling face drastically changes into an annoyed look::
Yusuke: Uh-oh… bad move.
Reiko: No, I'm still cool. ::smiles tightly:: In answer to your question Koenma-KUN, it is because I'm the writer here and I can do all I please with you. ::grins evilly:: I can make you do things you never dreamed of doing. I can concoct events you never dreamed of having… just by merely moving my fingers like this. ::does a typing motion, grinning evilly::
Yusuke: That's what you get for being a brat. ::pats Koenma at the back:: I sympathize with you, man.
Kuwabara: He's a dead man.
Koenma: W-what do you mean by that? ::grins suddenly:: Ch! Nobody can kill me! I'm immortal!
Hiei: Hn. You're stupid, get lost.
Koenma: ::turns to Hiei angrily:: Why you--
Reiko: Whoa! No fighting please. ::rolls eyes:: Geez, you people are worse than Weib and Schwarz!
Yusuke: Hey! Nobody could be much worse than those bloom boys and the freak people they hang out with!
Reiko: You are fighting.
Kuwabara: And so are they! We heard their introduction… it was so lousy.
Reiko: But you are a team, right? And you fight with each other. At least the WHOLE Weib guys fight with the WHOLE Schwarz guys.
Hiei: Hn. I fight anyone I want to fight with.
Koenma: Yeah, like, we just know how you love to pick fights then and there. ::smirks::
Hiei: Hn! Shut it, brat!
Koenma: Why you--
::Hiei draws out his sword as Koenma runs behind Yusuke::
Koenma: Urameshi, as the Rei Kai tantei employer or whatever, I order you to do something!
Yusuke: Baka! ::stepping aside, walks away:: Deal with it yourself. I have things to do.
Hiei: Hn! You know better than to hide behind that Ningen! He can't win against me.
::Yusuke turns around and walks back::
Yusuke: Oh really?
Hiei: Hn! Same goes for the stupid carrot-top here.
Kuwabara: Why you little--
::Hiei lets out a leering grin while Kuwabara summons his spiritual sword::
Yusuke: You can never win against me Hiei and you know that!
Hiei: Oh yeah? ::takes the bandages off his arm::
Koenma: Urameshi!!!
::Yusuke's finger starts to glow::
Kurama: Uh guys-- ::turns to Hiei horrified:: Hiei, don't you dare…!
Hiei: Jao~~~~ Ensatsu~~~!!!!
Yusuke: Reeeeiiiiiiiii….!!!
Kuwabara: eeeeeeyaaaahhhhhh!!!!
::suddenly a spoof was heard, then everything became blurry as thick smoke filled the room::
Kurama: ::coughs, waves his hand:: W-what happened?
Reiko: ::smiles:: Oh, just did something to calm the boys down. ::looks behind her::
Yusuke: I swear Reiko-chan! If I ever get-- ::stops as he started clucking::
Kuwabara: Change me back! Change me-- ::stops as he started purring::
Koenma: You can't do this to me! I'm Koenma, Prince of Rei-- ::stops as he started mooing::
Hiei: Mmmmph…!!!!
Kurama: Uh… what's with Hiei?
Reiko: Oh, I changed him into a pine tree. ::turns to the ridiculous cow sporting a pacifier in his mouth:: Uh… and I just did, Koenma-kun.
::Kurama sweatdrops but decided not to question Reiko::
Kurama: So, are we still on with the introductions and everything?
Reiko: Yup! ::nods::
Kurama: Why don't we do this together? I couldn't possibly do this with the uh- guys now, right? ::smiles charmingly::
::Reiko starts to drool::
Reiko: Okay!
Kurama: All right! To start with, welcome to the Yu Yu Hakusho Chronicles, a fan fiction site where such fictitious anecdotes and highly enthralling literary pieces are collected and highly--
Reiko: ::sweat drops:: Um… Kurama-san?
Kurama: Yes, Reiko-chan?
Reiko: In… ENGLISH please… ::looking at him meaningfully::
Kurama: Oh! ::grins:: Um… ::looks up and thinks:: Okay! Welcome to the Yu Yu Hakusho Chronicles, a YYH fanfiction site!
Reiko: That's right! Oh and before I forget… if you haven't visited the
My Musings section, I just want to say that this is not a question of whether I'm a pro-yaoi or an anti. I just want people, pros and antis alike, to enjoy this site, wakatta? Now, YYH has so many characters…Kurama: Meaning, there are tons of stories and pairings here.
Reiko: ::nods:: I've decided not to put up several individual pages for each pairing since that takes a lot of work… way too much work. So to make things easier, I will just indicate whether the fic is a Koenma-Botan pairing, a Hiei-Botan pairing, a Yusuke-Keiko pairing or a Kuwabara-Yukina pairing.
Kurama: Er, are you forgetting something? Uh the Kurama-Bot…
Reiko: Anyway, I hope you people enjoy your stay here! And please, yaois, shounen-ai, as well as lemons and limes or yuris are strictly for people 18 and above. Well, I can't stop you if you want to read those but just keep in mind that I won't be responsible for whatever damages those fics can inflict your pure, clean brain cells or whatever it is that you call it.
Kurama: And please be discreet when viewing those fics. Reiko-chan certainly will not be held liable if you get grounded or something. ::turns to Reiko:: Um… question?
Reiko: Yes, Kurama-san?
Kurama: Was it me or was it just my fate to be paired with Hiei almost all the time?
Reiko: Um… no.
Kurama: So… like, there will be a Kurama and who pairing?
Reiko: ::smiles mysteriously:: Don't worry Kurama-san, I've already arranged that. ::turns and bounds off to do something… again:
Kurama: Why me?!