Ken: ::nudges Aya:: Psst! Aya-kun, I believe it's your--

::Aya glares menacingly at Ken::

Ken: *gulp* Come on, Aya-kun! Reiko-chan's counting on us.

Aya: Where the hell is that girl anyway?

Omi: She went out. She didn't say where though. ::gets something from his pocket:: but she left me this note. ::hands the note to the weib leader::

::Aya frowns as he scanned the letter::

Yohji: What does it say?

::before Aya could reply, four men saunter inside the room::

Aya: You are late.

Crawford: So?

::Aya glowers and positions his katana to strike with Omi and Ken holding him back::

Yohji: I hate to burst your bubble Aya-kun but Reiko-chan specifically mentioned no fighting and no killing.

Nagi: I want something to eat. ::tugs Crawford's suit:: Can we go out and eat first? Can we? Can we?

Schuldig: Later brat.

::Nagi pouted::

Omi: Since we are all here now, Reiko-chan gave specific instructions. ::gets the note from Aya:: Now Aya-kun, you are to give the introduction.

Aya: No.

Omi: Oh come on, Aya-kun! Everything is already written here! You just have to read from it!

Aya: No.

::Yohji grins and gets a wad of bills from his pocket. He dangles it in front of Aya's face::

Aya: ::hypnotized, gets the note from Omi and reads in a flat, robot-like voice:: Hi welcome to the weiß Kreuz fanfiction archive. I'm Aya, leader of the coolest assassin group--

Crawford: Let me see that! ::snatches the paper from Aya::

Ken: Um… Yohji, do you think Aya-kun's um…. stable? ::looks at Aya's still blank expression with dollar signs in his eyes::

Yohji: Yeah, yeah he'll get over it.

Crawford: It doesn't say coolest assassin group!

Yohji: ::grinning lazily:: Even if it doesn't, we know who's the coolest anyway, ne?

Schuldig: Yeah, Schwarz.

Ken: Nuh-uh!

Yohji: ::snorts:: puh-leesee…! Don't make me puke!

Nagi: Is there something wrong with that? ::turns to Farfarello who was busy licking his knife:: You tell them who's the coolest, Farfie!

Farfarello: Will it hurt God?

Omi: ::shudders:: You guys are weird.

Schuldig: And that makes us cool ::grins knowingly:: Hey Omi-brat, there is someone in your mind lately, ne?

Omi: ::suddenly blushes:: Don't mess with my mind!

Nagi: I'm thirsty! I want something to drink!

Yohji: ::turns to Crawford:: Make your brat shut up!

Nagi: I'm not a brat! ::wails::

Ken: ::shakes the still Aya:: Aya-kun, Aya-kun! You all right?

Schuldig: Oooh a girl Omi-brat! A certain--

Omi: Yamero, Schuldig! Stay out of my thoughts! ::getting his darts ready, his face turning red::

Farfarello: This is hurting God!!! ::jumps up joyfully before the noisy, fighting group::

Nagi: I'm hungry and thirsty!!!

Omi: Oh for pete's sake! Give me the paper! ::snatches the paper from Crawford::

Schulding: I see you are waiting for her and--

Omi: Stop it already!

Ken: Didn't Reiko-chan say no fighting? ::looking at the noisy bunch::

Yohji: ::rolls his eyes:: Why don't we just get this thing over and done with. Read first, fight later.

Farfarello: Will it hurt God?

::everybody sweatdrops::

Omi: ::clears his throat:: All right, I'll start ::scans the paper momentarily, looks up:: Okay, as you can see this is a fanfiction archive dedicated to Weiß and Schwarz.

Yohji: ::nods:: To give you a little introduction, we, Aya, Ken, Omi and I are members of the coolest assassin group, Weiß. While Crawford, Schuldig, Farfarello and Nagi here are the rotten members of Schwarz.

Schwarz: Hey!

Yohji: We solely vow to protect the weak ::poses dramatically:: stop any kind of injustice and--

Schuldig: In short they kill. ::smirks::

Yohji: ::stops turns to the grinning Schuldig gleaming daggers in his eyes::

Omi: But we kill for a reason! Unlike you guys who--

Nagi: I want to go to the bathroom!

Crawford: ::turns to Nagi:: Will you shut it brat! ::turns around:: Okay, Ms. Reiko posted three categories here. If you want to read something about Weiß, then click Omi. If you want to read something about us, and you will definitely want to, then click Nagi?!

Ken: But if you want to see how we get along with Schwarz, click dusk?! ::stops abruptly:: What the hell--

Yohji: Let me see that! ::snatches the paper from Omi:: What's this?! A mix?!

Sschuldig: And what's with the Omi and Nagi thing?!

::Reiko suddenly enters the room only to hear complains, curses; clears her throat noisily::

Reiko: Is there a problem here?

Omi: Reiko-chan! ::bounds up to her::

Schuldig: Oh it’s a good thing you're here! Wait till I tell you about Omi's thoughts and--

Omi: ::turns to Shculdig:: Urusai na!

Ken: What's this about us getting along with Schwarz?!

Reiko: Well, what's wrong with that? ::looks around and notices Aya:: Is he all right?

Yohji: ::winking playfully at her:: Yes, kitten. Don't worry about him.

Crawford: I demand you explain this!

Reiko: ::smiles innocently:: Well, I have one word for you: FICTION.

Schulding: So?

Reiko: Anything can happen. ::smiles sweetly:: Now if you'll excuse me, I have tons of stuff to do… ::turns around::

Everybody: Matte! Reiko-chan--