Chat Q's #12

Where Humans Are Funny too

<backpacker2003> great . a / s please
<Beans> AAAACK someone did a A/s/l!!!!
<humansaresuperior> someone inform the Amish girl here. A/s/l?
<TheFranscapeQueen> age sex locs
<TheFranscapeQueen> errr locations
<humansaresuperior> Oh. let me refer you to www.lookingtogetsome.com, backpacker.

<SonOfTheMorningStar> yes.... it was the name of Satan before he fell from heaven
<SonOfTheMorningStar> actually, it says in the old testament about my name
<humansaresuperior> I've read the bible, and it didn't have real good things to say about Satan

<backpacker2003> hey ladies im a male looking for a female. .....interested whisper me
* Mote Whispers "Me"
<backpacker2003> lol
<Mote> Oh Male looking for Female... damn!
* humansaresuperior hands out yet another blow-up doll. "Knock yerself out, Backpacker"

A couple of statements probably not intended the way they ended:

<SorlkLewis> quick, eat it

<Sidhesong> people don't usually frell with me because I FREAK big-time

More Food for thought:

<Mote> I thought Grimace was just some crap Ronald Made up one day when they put the funny mushrooms on his McSwissNCheese Burger

* Bandit69 sits in the "i'm a tard" corner
<MrDNA> nice to see you finally figured out where you belong
<Bandit69> ¤ Laughing Out Loud ¤ spi
<MrDNA> then again, because of where you belong, it understandably took a while

<Mote> Would it suprise you that I can walk in front of a huge crowd and not be the least bit nervous, but If Im talking to one attractive female Im all "DERRR..."
<DRAyKE> Virgins are like that mote...

<Beans> Lets Blame it on the French
<TheFranscapeQueen> ok Beans
<TheFranscapeQueen> WTF the french dont like beans?
<humansaresuperior> move to Mexico. You'll feel right at home.
<Beans> They are CRAZY
<TheFranscapeQueen> Mexico LOL
<Beans> humans, they like Beans a little TOO much down there, know what I mean?
<humansaresuperior> I do, Beans,
<TheFranscapeQueen> poor beans would be taken advantage of
<Beans> Its ok to LOve your Beans, just dont "Love" your Beans

* MrDNA 's future roommate looks remarkably like the cranberries' singer
<MrDNA> this is a GOOD THING, btw
<Mote> Spi, Im moving in
<Mote> Spi, I suppose this is BEFORE she went and got all Heroin skinny, right?
<MrDNA> aye
<Mote> ok Im movine in
<MrDNA> ROFL
<Mote> Illl sleep on the couch if I have to
<MrDNA> lol
<MrDNA> lemme clear it with the other 4 people who'll already be living there
<Mote> You do that Spi
* Mote gives Spi a bribe
<Mote> One BILLION E-Dollars!
* MrDNA slyly pockets the bribe
<MrDNA> e-dollars!
<Ash42> evicts mote
<Mote> LOL
<MrDNA> these things are worth as little as your cool points, mote!

<TheFranscapeQueen> i think i want a man like hans
<Mote> Um.. should I start telling Childrens stories or something? In Dutch?
<TheFranscapeQueen> yes
<codeaddict> Mote can you tell me porn stories in dutch?
<Mote> Code, do you speak fluent Dutch?
<codeaddict> um no
<Mote> Uh... then yes... yes I can....

<Hoggle> who broke my windowwwww... telling the truth isnt gonna be easyyyyyy.. ha.. come kids ball.. who could the little culprit be.. who threw this ball did someone see?? hes so mad im really scared!.. kids these days.. they dont care!
<Mote> Man, Hoggles gone all Dick and Jane on us.

<Beans> I kind of wish Crais could have made it to earth. He really needed a good peice of tail. Could you imagine Crais trying to pick up on chicks
<Beans> "I ORDER you to slap my buttox!"

<Motemeal> I have a Logitech Wingman and its pretty good
<Motemeal> if you can get over the fact that it wont callibrate correctly
<Motemeal> and always leans a bit to the left
<Lucien> lol
<Lucien> but then again...don't we all?
<Lucien> ....except when im using my right hand....
<Motemeal> Oy
<Motemeal> TMI I think Lucien
<Lucien> YESH!!!
<Lucien> HOI

<PunkOMama> heh...guess what i'm doing tonight?
<Mote> Masterbating? Oh Guess what YOU are doing tonight... sorry

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<jay> he's a knock knock knockin' but he can't get in

* codeaddict pulls Mote over to Spi and codey sits on Spi's lap and she gropes Mote
* Chaoswar makes tongue action again <wink> code
<MrDNA> OOOH!
<TheFranscapeQueen> jeez 3 ways
* Mote charges off... no fair- didnt even have MY week!
* MrDNA beckons chaos and AS over
<Mote> Well... TWO can play at that game... *Considers sitting on Chaoswar's lap* Well... Maybe not.....

<JessicaSeven> never underestimate the wrath of Tom Hanks

<Beans> Ok, the "Lional Richie: Definitive Collection" Commercial is making me weep

TIL> yes, Im very computer litterate
<Beans> Two t's in literate. Nice TIL ;)
<Beans> I mean Three T's. Nice Beans
<Beans> Way too count Beans
<Beans> No wonder you failed math. dumbass
<MrDNA> heh
<TheFranscapeQueen> he he he
 

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