<Red Fraggle> Confucious say...learn to masturbate. Come in handy.

<Mote> Furry legs and armpits, going weeks without bathing. Now- who am I talking about? French Girls or the plumber?

* Bandit69 dances like fat albert!

* Gi-Smeg thinks the Green Goblin was awsome as Jesus
<Gi-Smeg> Whilm Defoe

<trekkcutie> i had to buy the bible!!!!
<EpsilonII> so YOU are the one that made it a best seller
<kink> haha

* OboeCrazy hugs everyone and runs off to get her piping hot clothing...
<Mote> piping hot clothing?
<legalbeagle> mmmmm ... just like momma used to make
<codeaddict> lol
<Mote> lol legalbeagle
* MrDNA misses grandma's roasted boxers
<Mote> MrDNA, thats your Buisiness. Just dont tell me they were filled with buttery goodness please.
<MrDNA> nah mote
<Mote> hehehe
<MrDNA> they were filled with a nice meat sauce, though
* Bloodwynd cringes. "I did NOT need that visual, Mote."
<MrDNA> >=)

<Rexisadog> oh my....why do I do this to myself
<Ash42> gonads and strife?

<EpsilonII> That Gideon guy has forgotten more Bibles in motel rooms than anyone I know

<Mote> Im trying to figure out if Im a good cook. So far I can cook these things- toast, eggs, and if Im really feeling lucky- french toast
<GypsyJr> so you get french toast if you're feeling lucky?
<GypsyJr> that's notwhat mostpeople get
<Bloodwynd> lol
<Mote> GypsyJr... LOL
<GypsyJr> mote: kinda gives a new meaning to 'breakfast inbed'
<Aangelhart> hehehe
<Mote> Shut up.

<Rexisadog> well...let me introduce to the wonderful world of masterbation...lol

<Chaoswar> Penis!!!!!!
<Mote> No thanks Chaoswar, I've got one already

<NaiveAndTrue> why is my tatty itchie?
<Mote> I dont know, but they have shots for that now
<thyrdb> hmmm your tatty??
<NaiveAndTrue> tattoo
<NaiveAndTrue> lol, heads outta the gutter please

* MrDNA then scratches his head at the contradictions in the wal-mart commercial he just saw
<MrDNA> "i don't want to look like everybody else"...  "fashions change SO FAST, and if you don't keep up with the times, you get left behind"

<NaiveNTrue> OOH, speaking of - I'm putting together the photo album for Ben's SACC birthday pressie -
<Vampsteroonie> well, when the stars remember MY birthday, I'll get em a little something for theirs

* Ash42 breaks out his family relic claymoore
<Ash42> they can take our show...but they'll never take...OUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
<kink> lol
<Bloodwynd> LOL!
* Ash42 paints his face blue and raises his kilt at the shiznits in #farscape....AAAAAGHARHRRRAHHHHHH

<Lucien> damn...never talk on the phone and type in the room at the same time....
<SorlkLewis> Luc: that's what hands-free phones were made for ;)
<Lucien> .....ya know...why didn't i think of that
<thyrdb> yeah head sets are the way to go
<SorlkLewis> yup
<Lucien> i couyld have had a V-8
* Lucien smacks his head
<Ash42> I coulda been a contenda

<Lyme> ANTHONY EDWARDS SMELLS LIKE PEE!

<Lucien> what about anthonys paint gun EPIC....GOTCHA!
<thyrdb> oh crap I like that movie
<thyrdb> the end with all the hommies comming to save the day..that was awsome
<Lucien> oh no

<Lucien> hi gang...i see anthony edwards still smells like pee

<Lyme> Well, you know what they say... No noose is good noose!"
<Mote> Parum-Pum!

* Lyme runs around in the backgrounds creaming about pee.
<Lyme> SCREAMING
<@justRed-dammit> ROFL!!!!!!!
<Lyme> SCREAMING, DAMMIT!
<thyrdb> AHAHAH I like creaming better
<Lucien> lol
<@justRed-dammit> CHICHI!! YOUR QL.. QUICK.. GET YOUR QL!!
* Mote just had a BAD VISUAL before you corrected that Lyme.
<Mote> Thanks for making me ill
<Lyme> oh god
<Ash42> lol
<Mote> hehe
<Ash42> creaming about pee....
<Lyme> afk I have to pee now
<Ash42> lol

<@justRed-dammit> cuz i'll kiss yo ass vato! *snickersnort*
<Ash42> NO!!! NOT THE ROJA!
<@justRed-dammit> SIIIIIIIII... ES LA ROJA!!!
<Lucien> ...damn...smells like urine in here
<Ash42> kiss my ass???
<Ash42> you gonna kiss my ass??!!?!? lol!
<Ash42> by all means then!
<@justRed-dammit> KICK!! KICK YER ASS...

<Rexisadog> just a weak heart muscle
<Ash42> :(
<Ash42> can Hanz and Franz pump...*clap* it up?

<justRed-dammit> and i used to LIVE off of mayo/ketchup sandwiches when i was a kid..
<Elisheva> eww
<Ash42> mayo ketchup???
<Ash42> O.o
<justRed-dammit> yep
* Ash42 yarks behind the bar

Index