I saw a new product in the supermarket the other day - Bell's Racing Distilled Water. The first thing I noticed was a small clear plastic bottle of water bearing a rally car on the label. Of course, I had to take a closer look. The label read: Bell's Racing Distilled Water above & below a picture of Summerbell airborne in his Evolution.

The label also read: bottled by David Summerbell & listed his home address below. Then I noticed it seemed a tad bit too yellow to be distilled water. So I took a closer look & shook the container. What did I find? The most disgusting water I have ever seen. All kinds of sediments floating around a lightly yellow tinted liquid. That is when I saw the fine print: not intended for human consumption - I kinda' figured that one out myself!

Truly though, were the hell did this guy get this water? The label said it was bottled at the home address of the Summerbell's. I for one hope that isn't their pipe water, because if so they may sooner or later face some major health issues.

But why bottle your own (disgusting) tap water for distribution? Maybe Mr. Summerbell has been drinking it for so long that it finally made him lose it. Maybe he found that it works wonders in your car batterry. Maybe he is that serious about getting a laugh. Your guess is as good as mine.

One thing is for certain though, Bell's Racing Distilled Water is without a doubt the most hilarious product I've found to date. So if you are as crazy as one should be to actually go out & purchase this product - do so. And enjoy the facial expressions of all the people you show it to.