Yet Another Good Reason To Stay Out of Jail!

Bob, a mild-mannered accountant got convicted of embezzlment, only to find himself locked up with his new cellmate, a 300 pound black guy named Bubba. He was intimidated and scared at first, but Bubba actually turned out to be a prety nice guy! He kind looked after Bob, protected him, and was his friend!

After about three months, Bob came in from excercise period, and Bubba asked him (in a very thick accent), "Well, it been about tree mons now, an I thinks it's time a play house. Now, does you wanna be da Wife, or does you wanna be da Husband?"

Well, Bob obviously didn't want to be the wife, so he opted to be the husband. Knowing this, Bubba asks, "Otay, well, tell me; Whut da fuhst thang a husband do when he get home from wuhk?"

Bob replies, "Well, I guess I'd take my shoes off, sit down with the paper, and wait for my wife to cook dinner."

Bubba says, " Oh, no, no, no... Dat ain't da way it wuhk round hyere! Round hyere, da fuhst thang a husband do when he get home from wuhk? He sucks his wife's dick!"

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