Bill Clinton Meets Bubba!

Bill Clinton uses the restroom one day, and meets Bubba, one of the janitorial staffers. He glances down and notices now "well endowed" Bubba is.

He asks, "Bubba, how is it that you're so well hung?"

Bubba replies, "Well, it's real easy Mr. President. You see right before I go to bed every night, I take it out and whack it against the bed post three times. Kinda stretches it out, you see."

Well Bill decides to try it. So that night, he goes to his bedroom, stands at the base of the bed, pulls it out, and WHACK, WHACK, WHACK against the bedpost.

About that time, Hillary peeks her head out from under the covers and says, "Is that you Bubba?"

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