Good News, Bad News!

One winter day, Bill Clinton was walking down the sidewalk and noticed that someone had urinated in the snow, spelling out "BILL CLINTON SUCKS!"

Furiated, he called on his best CIA, FBI, and Secret Service operatives to find out who did this.

A few days later a CIA agent came to the President's office. Bill asks, "Well, what do have?"

The agent responds, "Well, we have good news and bad news... The good news is we found out who's urine it is. It's Jesse Jackson's. The bad news is... It's Hillary's handwriting!"

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