QUOTES FROM THE MALE PERSPECTIVE:

• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
• It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
• Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
• How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
• I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months-I don't like to interrupt her.
• A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
• If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.