The husband was sitting contently at the breakfast table, when out of the blue his wifes knocks him over the head with a frying pan. "What in the world was THAT for?" He asks.
She displays a small piece of paper with the name "Marilou" Written on it. "I found this in your pants pocket! Who the hell is Marilou?" She asks. The husband explains, "Oh honey, don't you remember I went to the races on Saturday? Well, that was my horse. That was the hot tip I got, and that's how I won all that money Saturday." The wife apologizes, and they go on about their business.
A few days later, the husband was again sitting comfortably at the breakfast table, when his wife konks him over the head again with the frying pan. He turns to her and asks, "Now what the hell was that for!?!?"
The wife tells him, "While you were in the shower this morning, your horse called!!!