| LOG ON: | Making the woodstove hotter |
| LOG OFF: | Don't add no more wood |
| MONITOR: | Keepin an eye on that woodstove |
| DOWNLOAD: | Gettin the farwood ofn the truk |
| MEGA HERTZ: | When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded |
| FLOPPY DISK: | Whatca git from tryin to carry too much farwood |
| RAM: | That thar thang whut splits th farwood |
| HARD DRIVE: | Gettin home in th winter taim |
| PROMPT: | Whut th mail ain't in th winter taim |
| WINDOWS: | Whut to shut when its cold outside |
| SCREEN: | Whut to shut when its blak fly season |
| BYTE: | Whut them dang flys do |
| CHIP: | Muchies fer th TV |
| MICRO CHIP: | Whuts left in th munchie bag |
| INFRARED: | Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em |
| MODEM: | Whatca did to the hay fields |
| DOT MATRIX: | Ol Dan Matrix's wife |
| LAP TOP: | Whur th kitty sleeps |
| KEYBOARD: | Whur ya hang th dang keys |
| SOFTWARE: | Them dang plastik forks and knifs |
| MOUSE: | What eats th grain in th barn |
| MAIN FRAME: | Holds up th barn ruf |
| PORT: | Fancy Flatlander Wine |
| ENTER: | Northern fer c'mon in y'all |
| RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: | When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new rifle when yore wife asks. |