Laughing all the way.....
by Perfect Patrick Patterson
IWA on-line life is funny. People will take the slightest little thing
and make it into news. For Example:
Someone said that Eric Johnson was joining CGT in the wake of the failed
"Brisky" scam. We ignored the ludicrous rumor, as did Johnson.
Suddenly, for two weeks, Johnson was considered by most people as part
of CGT. Finally, Johnson came out and denied it. But, LOL, even to
this day, Johnson has a "history" with CGT. I've never talked to
Johnson; I think I sent him an e-mail once. He never asked to join CGT,
and we never considered asking him. It was damn funny though.
After discovering the way rumours fly, we decided to play with it a
little. We bagan to hint at having a "mystery manager" Without giving
the slightest hint, we asked people who they thought it was. Someone
said Leonard Dessert. We neither confirmed nor denied this. Three
weeks later, in a chat, someone claimed they knew the identity of our
mystery manager. I asked if his initials were LD. He said yes. We
again neither confirmed or denied it. Then I referred to our "manager"
as "...Leon...er, our mystery manger." Then good 'ol Mike Paciga
"reveals" that CGT's Mystery manager is indeed the Wizard Leonard
Dessert! LOL I confront Mike about it in a chat and he asks: "Well,
if his initials are LD, and his first name starts with Leon, who else
could it be?" To which I replied: "Good Lord. For all you know it
could have been fucking Leonardo Di Caprio!" The truth is that I last
talked to Leonard last december. He wanted to come back into the game
with CGT, but his personal life was too hectic at the time. But that
didn't keep the rumours from flying. Do we in fact have a mystery
manager? I'll neither confirm nor deny that. And no, he's not getting
Kate Winslet to join CGT.
And now, Ken Lee is claiming that CGT was in on the disgusting Craig
Cress scam. He's claiming to have a "source" (who he won't reveal),
"proof" (which he won't share), and the claim that a CGT member(who he
won't name) admitted to it. I'll admit that it pissed me off at first,
but the more I dwelled on it, the more I laughed. Here's Ken Lee, a
thirty something year old man, so OBSESSED with CGT that he flat out
LIES to try to get CGT booted from the IWA, or at least damage our
reputation in the game. LOL
The truth is that noone in CGT knew of it. We were shocked and
disgusted upon hearing the news. Then Lee began to lie. So I made a
few calls.
First off, Cress, the dead man himself, said about six times in "Welcome
to Hell, eh" that we had NOTHING to do with it. Now, I know that nobody
has any reason to believe anything that Cress says, so I spoke to
others.
One of Ken's own LPPF stablemates, who I promised not to name out of
friendship, flat out told me that Ken was making it up to "get back at
CGT, because he can't trash talk worth a shit."
Then came my conversation with Ken's buddy Zach Mercier. Even Zach said
that he KNEW CGT had nothing to do with it and ALSO said that "Ken is no
good at trash talk" and that Ken was just angry because we "got the
upper hand on him before"
How about that? Even Ken's friends admit he's full of shit.
I already know we won't get booted from the IWA, and was told by the
people in Willowick personally. Our reputation? Like we ever cared!
The possibility of people leaving the DAL because they think I'm an
asshole? LOL A number of people in the DAL already hold that opinion!
Anyone STUPID enough to swallow a mouthful of Ken Lee's shit isn't
worthy of a spot in the DAL anyway. After all, he's shown us no proof
and given us no names. I have names and quotes from those close to Ken.
Who do you believe? Seems like once again, Ken Lee has failed to defeat
CGT.
And it gets funnier. You see, what doesn't kill you, makes you
stronger. Thanks to Ken Lee, Zach mercier, and the gullible canuck
Peter Houston, eh, CGT gets stronger everyday. ANY publicity is good
publicity. Ken and friends have given us publicity at the levels of DC
or ACE in their day. Come to think of it, those groups were legendary
due in part to hype and jealousy. Ken gives us both these things. Even
better, he'll continue to HELP CGT by trashing us. He'll be our
greatest asset in spite of himself. But if he shuts up.... well, we win
either way.
So next time you hear that CGT recruited Eric Johnson and leonard
Dessert to fake Craig Cress' death because Leonardo Di Caprio said CGT
sank the Titanic, killed JFK, clubbed baby seals, faked the moon
landing, and rang the bell in the Hart vs. Michaels match with the help
of Johnny B., Monica, Fidel Castro, and the cast of Good Times just to
prove that Zak Allen and Robert Junior Green are really the Sandbergs
and that pink elephants are feeding them strats so they can be guests on
Jerry Springer for an episode about transexual carrots and the men who
love them,...toss it aside, come to this page, and see the truth.
And to Ken, LOL, you are foiled again!
Thanks again.
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