Why UKA Should Be Thrown Out of the IWA.
by 'The Voice of Reason' Tom Cote'
I hate UKA. I alway have. The fact is, the IWA is a GAME! Stables like UKA and 4REICH are
morally reprehensible and have no purpose whatsoever in the IWA. It's not that I think the
managers should be thrown out, it's just that I feel that this is the wrong place for them to vent their
sexual frustration through racial propaganda. The worst thing is that Johnny B. doesn't mind if the
coneheads put this stuff in his bulletins. It is my opinion that by not taking a stand against this, he is
only helping to propagate it. This is my one and only Holy War.
As far as I am concerned, these pointy- headed inbred freaks can go back to their trailer parks, eat
some paint chips and wait for God's hand to strike them down in the form of a Tornado, hopefully.
What is the deal with these guys? Are they totally incapable of decent comments? They read like a
transcript from some early eighties episode of World Class Wrestling (Where the Von Erichs got
their start). It just gets exhausting feuding with managers who are dumber than my dog and too
stupid to know when to run. I'm getting to the point where I'm going to pull out all the stops and
start going on the attack. Some of the stuff I have planned will be really rude, but then it couldn't
happen to nicer guys...right?
I'm not done yet. Racism is the most disgusting aspect of this country. My roommate is on a
newsgroup that handles information related to Croatia. (That's a country in the Balkans for you
UKA members who still have trouble grasping the concept of indoor plumbing) He got a press
release the other day from the Croatian government that basically asserted that a US economic
proposal should be ignored because our country is struggling with racism and thus unstable. I think
this is a little alarmist, but it illustrates the image the rest of the world has of us. The fact is that there
is not a country in the world that does not struggle with racial tensions, it's just that we get more
attention because the media spotlight is always focussed here. But it doesn't help matters that a
bunch of imbecils in sheets go on talk shows making fools of themselves in front of billions of
viewers. GET A CLUE! Linens are for sleeping on, they are certainly not a fashionable addition to
your wardrobe. If they wanted to, the FBI could but all of the bigots in prison tomorrow. Why don't
they? Klansmen and Neo-Nazi's serve as a reminder. A reminder of why we let the Russians get to
Berlin first. (Can you say Siberia?) A reminder that even advanced countries can produce
disfunctional, backwards and paranoid pond scum. It is a reminder that we must never forget, and a
force we must always stand ready to fight with every ounce of our strength.
UKA--Uglier than cockroaches, and not nearly as smart!
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