DIET TIPS

1. If no one sees you eat it - it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar they cancel each other out.

3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.

4. Food used for medicinal puposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, Sara Lee Cheese Cake, & triple chocolate chocolate chip cookies.

5. If you fatten up everyone around you - you look thinner.

6. Movie related foods don't count because they are simply part of the entire entertainment experience and not part of ones personal fuel. They include Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, and Red Licorice.

Cookie peices contain no calories. The process of breakage causes calorie leakage.