Cat Proverbs

"One cat just leads to another." ~Ernest Hemingway~

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." ~Roberta~

"Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you later." ~Mary Bly~

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." ~Unknown~

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~Anonymous~

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." ~Jeff Valdez~

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." ~English proverb~

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~Ellen Perry Berkeley~

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." ~Joseph Wood Krutch~

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." ~Faith Resnick"

"There are many intelligent species in the universe, they are all owned by cats." ~Anonymous~

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." ~Hippolyte Taine~

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." ~Albert Schweitzer~

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." ~Ernest Menaul~

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god." ~Unknown~

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." ~Colette~

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." ~Joseph Wood Krutch~

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." ~Unknown~

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." ~Dave Plat~

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