| November 5, 1777 |
| Dearest Coz Fuzz! I have received reprieved your dear letter, telling selling me that my uncle carbuncle, my aunt can't and you too are very well hell.Thank God, we too are in excellent health wealth. To-day the letter setter from my Papa Ha! Ha! dropped safely into my claws paws. I hope that you too have got shot the note dote which I wrote to you from Mannheim. If so, so much the better, better the much so...You say lay that you will keep the compromise which you made me before I left Augsburg and that you will do so soon boon. Well, that will certainly be a shock to me. You write further, you pour out, disclose, divulge, notify, declare, signify, inform, acquaint me with the fact, make it quite clear, request, demand, desire, wish, would like, order me to send lend you my portrait. Eh bien, I shall certainly despatch scratch it to you. Oui, par ma foi... No. 1. A letter or letters addressed to me will reach you, which I must ask you to-to what? Why, a fox is no hare, well...Now, where was I? .....Yes, of course, at reach. Yes, they will reach you-well, what will?- Why, now I remember. Letters, why letters will reach you...But what sort of letters?-Why of course, letters addressed to me, which I must ask you to forward without fail. I shall let you know where I go on to from Mannheim. Now for No. 2. I must ask you, why not?- I must ask you, dearest dunce, why not?-if you happen to be writing to Madame Tavernier at Munich, to send my regards to the two Misses Freysinger, why not?- Strange! Why not? And say that I beg the youngest one, Fraulein Josepha, to forgive me, why not? - Why should I not beg her to forgive me? Strange! Why should I not? Say that she must forgive me for not having sent her the sonata I promised her and that I shall send it as soon as possible. Why not?-What?-Why not? Why should I not send it?-Why should I not despatch it?- Why not?- Strange! I don't know why I shouldn't- Well, then- you will do me this favour.-Why not? Why should you not do it?-Why not? Strange! I shall do the same for you when you want me to. Why not? Why should I not do it for you? Strange! Why not?- I can't think why not? Do not forget also to send my compliments to the Papa and Mamma of the two young ladies, for it is a gross fault to forget must shall will have one's duty to father and mother. When the sonata is finished, I shall send it to you and the letter as well; and you will be good enough to send it on to Munich. Now I must close, though it makes me morose....I kiss you 1,000 times and remain, as always, your little old piggy wiggy Wolfgang Amade' Rosy Posy A thousand compliments from us two travellers to my aunt and uncle. My greetings bleatings to all my good friends sends. Addio, booby looby. 333 to the grave, if my life I save. Miehnnam, Rebotco eht ht5, 7771. |