MPW Presents . . .
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Taped from 7/6/03 from the MPW Arena in Chicago, IL
The show opens with scenes from last weeks main event. Clips of Andy "The Virus" Jones demolishing Antwoin and Brian Styles are left on the screen in a flash. The scene cuts to Clyde Simmons and Jack The Sack sitting ringside. [Clyde Simmons] "Welcome everybody to MPW's third ever Afterburn! I'm Clyde Simmons and this is my partner Jack The Sack! What a show we had last week ladies and gentlemen, and a great show we have in store for you tonight!" [Jack The Sack] "Clyde, I just want to say that what Andy Jones did to the Styles at the end of Afterburn last week was wrong and very unjust!" [Clyde Simmons] "Jack, the Styles got exactly what they had coming to them! Those two have been doing that to everyone the previous weeks, they got what they deserved." [Jack The Sack] "Clyde, that's a sick way of thinking! I hope those Style's boys heard you! Perhaps I'll get the privilage of watching you crash through a table!" [Clyde Simmons] "Jack, you will never..." "Greatest of All Time" blares on the speakers! Carlos Fandango walks through the curtain to a wave of boo's by the fans! Carlos makes his way to the ring and slides through the ropes. He climbs the ropes and recieves a ton more boo's from the fans. [Clyde Simmons] "Carlos Fandango, making his debut here in MPW tonight! And as you can see, the fans do not love him one ounce!" [Jack The Sack] "What is wrong with these fans Clyde? Do they not see the greatness walking before us in the ring? I really wonder, why don't they have more class!" [Clyde Simmons] "Either way, Carlos Fandango has a lot of potential to be a huge star here in the MPW!" "Super Star" by Saliva cuts in on Carlos' music. Stephen Whiteford comes through the curtain and is recieved by an even bigger bundle of boo's from the fans! He makes his way down the ramp, jawing with some of the fans. He grabs one sign in support of Carlos and rips it up. He slides in the ring.. [Jack the Sack] "YES! Yes, look at that! Carlos taking advantage of the situation! He just caught Stephen Whiteford completely off guard and is going to town!" [Clyde Simmons] "The bell hasn't even rang yet! The ref has to get this match under control! This is a beating!" [Jack The Sack] "This is what the MPW needs! We need some one as brutal as Carlos! This is great, the best thing to happen in the MPW to date!" [Clyde Simmons] "Jack, the ref still hasn't got this undercontrol! A huge DDT on Whiteford! Whiteford is out Jack!" [Jack The Sack] "Fandango picking up Whiteford, tosses him into the rops, and sends Whiteford high into the air with a huge backbody drop!" [Clyde Simmons] "The ref is trying despretly to get this under control! Somebody has to do something!" "In Da Club Instrumental" hits and Antwoin Styles begins to slowly make his way down the ramp. The crowd boo's, some cheer. Antwoin walks to the ring and looks up at the action. [Clyde Simmons] "What is Antwoin doing down here? This isn't his match, he isn't even scheduled to fight tonight!" [Jack The Sack] "Clyde, it doesn't matter! The important thing is, is that Antwoin Styles is gracing us with his presense!" [Clyde Simmons] "I think he's out here for something else!" [Jack The Sack] "Wait, Antwoin is getting into the ring. Fandango has a smile on his face as he looks at Antwoin. Oh this is going to be better than I imagined! Whiteford is about to be desicrated by two men!" [Clyde Simmons] "This isn't right, Jack! Whiteford is defensless! This is not right at all!" [Jack The Sack] "Clyde, just sit back and enjoy what's about to happen!" [Clyde Simmons] "Antwoin just told Fandango to impress him! Fandango gets a crazed look in eye and goes back to beating Whiteford. Antwoin is just sitting back there watching Jack!" [Jack The Sack] "Could this be a recruiting job by Antwoin? Wait, Antwoin is moving in! He pulls Fandango off of Whiteford. He extend his hand out to Carlos." [Clyde Simmons] "What the hell? These two can't join forces. The Styles are already sick enough with just the two of them! Fandango is accepting his handshake! OH MY GOD! Antwoin just leveled Carlos Fandango! What the hell was that move!" [Jack The Sack] "That must be the move we've all been waiting to see! It was like a reverse DDT but instead of dropping him down, he lifted him up and delivered what appeared to be some kinda of tombstone!" [Clyde Simmons] "That might be the most devistating finisher I've been subject to witnessing! Antwoin spits on Carlos and goes and helps Stephen Whiteford up!" [Jack The Sack] "Antwoin came out here to help Whiteford!?! That can't be right! I am now and Anti-Antwoin fan!" [Clyde Simmons] "Antwoin is checking to make sure Stephen is ok. Stephen is nodding his head. Antwoin just kicked him in the gut! AND HE LEVELS WHITEFORD WITH THAT SAME MOVE!" [Jack The Sack] "ANTWOIN FAN AGAIN! That was genius! Wait, here comes Seth Payne from the back, and he has a mic!" [Seth Payne] "Stephen, Stephen, can you hear me son? Good, I see you're listening! I want you to listen carefully! Stephen, your ass is fired! You're done with! Get out of my ring and don't ever bring your ass back to Kevin and mine's promotion! EVER! As for you Carlos, we'll deal with you later! Antwoin, you can go back to your dressing room, thank you for taking care of these two ingrates!" The scene cuts to Clyde Simmons and Jack The Sack. [Clyde Simmons] "WOW SACK! Stephen Whiteford has just been fired from MPW! What else can happen tonight?!" The scene cuts to the back where Brian Styles is standing with Sara Heart. [Sara Heart] "Brian Styles...you wont be competing tonight in the ring? But it seems your brother has made an appearance, do you mean to also?" [Brian Styles] "Haha. Sara, Sara, Sara. What is a show with out Brian Styles, the future of wrestling? There just isn't any. I may not be booked tonight, but that wont stop me from making a impact, some way, or some how." [Sara Heart] "With Evolution just 2 weeks away, do you see any championship in your view?" [Brian Styles] "Look at me...100% muscle, 100% stud. I feel like a champion already. Do I need gold to prove it? Not at all. But let me tell you something. That don't mean one ounce, that I'm not gonna go through my opponents to get some. I'm Brian Styles, nothing has better Style then me." Brian walks away as the camera cuts to Seth Payne in his office on the phone with someone. [Seth Payne] "Now I want this to go good man...yea...you refereeing the Main Event at Evolution?...sounds good...just don't let things get out of hand alright...I'll fax you the contract...alright...good doin business with you." He hangs up as we cut back to Clyde Simmons and Jack The Sack. [Jack The Sack] "What? Who? Uh?" [Clyde Simmons] "What the hell is Seth Payne up to? A Special Referee for the Main Event at Evolution? Who could it be? Sack, I have no idea?" [Jack The Sack] "Could be Crimson Lord, umm Jamie Sawyers, Ron Hall, geez I have no idea. This is big Simmons, big." "Deadly Game" hits on the sound system as Chami makes his way out and walks to the ring with some pop from the crowd. [Clyde Simmons] "Looks like our second match of the evening is bout to get under way here." [Jack The Sack] "I get sick of seeing this guy every week...I mean didn't he learn from last week when Karnage beat his butt?" [Clyde Simmons] "This kid has talent Jack, he aint gonna give up after one bad match." Chami's music is intrupted as "Welcome To Hell" hits and slowly Slash and Manic appear from the back and make their way to the ring. Manic stops and waits on the outside as Slash enters the ring. The bell sounds. [Clyde Simmons] "Look at the evil stare of Slash as he looks down Chami. Chami doesn't know what to do...he runs at him and the lock up. Chami locks in a headlock and Slash sends him into the ropes right away...BIG check and sends Chami to the canvas. Slash stomps on Chami instantly and violently. [Jack The Sack] "Slash is creepy, but I love what he's doing to Chami right now." [Clyde Simmons] "Slash lands a BIG elbow drop and goes for the quick cover...1...kickout by Chami. Slash starts slamming Chami's head off the mat...ouch...that has to hurt. He stops now and give this crowd here in MPW Arena and evil stare. Look at him, he's an animal! [Jack The Sack] "It's plane creepy Clyde. I get the heebie jeebies everytime I think about him! Look at him! Chami is very not in control right now! Hmph, what else is new!" [Clyde Simmons] "Chami just hasn't been himself lately! There goes Slash back on the attack. He wrenches Chami's knee! This is a submission manuever by Slash! Chami is in obvious pain with this manuever!" [Jack The Sack] "He is sick! I knew it, look at his face as he hears Chami scream! He's loving it. I think it's his private pleasure! That's sick Clyde, pure sick, but don't you love it?" [Clyde Simmons] "Jack, I just like seeing someone put forth some kind of effort to win a match! And I'll be the first to admit that Slash is going somewhere! I think that Slash needs to harness some of that pure evil and use it to his advantage!" [Jack The Sack] "Clyde, look at Slash now, he just locked in the figure four on Chami! Chami is screaming! Why won't he just give up?" [Clyde Simmons] "He's a fighter Jack! I got to believe that Chami will not give up! Chami has way too much pride! Slash is really wrenching that figure four in!" [Jack The Sack] "Chami is something, and I will tell you right now that it's not smart! He should be tapping like he's never tapped before! Slash will break his leg, and probably eat it too if he gets the chance!" [Clyde Simmons] "Slash pulls back and really torques the knee! That's it folks! Chami is tapping! This match is over! Slash has won this match with a submission move! Look! He is not letting it go!" [Jack The Sack] "Slash is a maniac! Let it go son, just let it go! Clyde, he's going to do some permanent damage! Even I can see this! Somebody has to put and end to this!" [Clyde Simmons] Oh great, what is he doing out here? Brian Styles has no business coming out here. But maybe, just maybe, he's coming out here to pull Slash off of Chami." [Jack The Sack] "If Brian Styles helps Chami, I'm going to have to have sit down with him and ask him why! This is not the Style's way of doing things. If I were Antwoin, I'd wonder what the hell my brother is doing!" [Clyde Simmons] "Let's not count our chickens before they hatch! He is a Style after all. And after what Antwoin did earlier tonight, I've definentally learned to never trust a Style! Ever!" [Jack The Sack] "Brian is pulling Slash off of Chami! He just chased Slash out of the ring! Oh God, why must you do this? Why, why, why? I don't ask for much!" [Clyde Simmons] "JACK! JACK! Look, you can open your eyes, you dreams have come true! Brian is pumelling a defensless Chami! In true Style fashion, Brian is laying the leather to Chami. Chami isn't moving Jack!" [Jack The Sack] "Thank you God! I never doubted it! I didn't! Look at him go!" [Clyde Simmons] "Finally Brian ends his assault and makes his way to the back! Chami is hurt! But look, he's walking out on his own power! I can't help but wait for the time when these two lock 'em up in the ring!" The camera cuts too the back where Kevin Hawk is now shown talking on his phone. [Kevin Hawk] "So, you've talked to Seth, and you've reached a deal? Great, great, so you're in for the ref spot for the main event at Evolution? Great! After all we've been through, back when I wrestled, it will be nice to finally see you and I on the same page. Well, maybe not the same page, but at least inked to a deal with MPW. Alright, well then, I have a visitor right now, so I'll get in touch with you soon then! Alright, bye." The camera swings around to show Andy "The Virus" Jones standing in Kevin Hawk's office. The camera cuts back to Jack and Clyde. [Clyde Simmons] "Who could Seth Payne and Kevin Hawk have signed to ref the main even at Evolution! I mean, I can think of many names. Wait, Jack, you don't think, it couldn't be. You're not thinking who I'm thinkin are you?" [Jack The Sack] "I really doubt that he'd sign on to help Kevin Hawk out. After the stored rivalry they had, christ, Kevin ended up in Africa because of him!" [Clyde Simmons] "If it's who we both think it is, it's going to truely be a shocker! And even more of shock is, why was Andy Jones in Kevin Hawk's office?" [Jack The Sack] "He's probably trying to weasle his way into the World Title match at Evolution!" [Clyde Simmons] "Jack, Andy Jones has more than proven that he is worthy of a title shot at Evolution!" "Keep Hope Alive" hits and out walks Andy Bootman. He is receieved with a huge pop from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring tagging some hands on the way down. He slides into the ring. The crowd cheers for him loudly! [Clyde Simmons] "Andy Bootman is a tremendous athlete Jack! I hope he can get focused and win this match against Wild Fire!" [Jack The Sack] "Simmons, are you drunk! Bootman has been nothing more than a would-be superstar since his arrival in the MPW! He hasn't ever really "showed up" for a match yet!" [Clyde Simmons] "Bootman is a talented athlete none the less Jack!" Wild Fire's music hits..and nothing happens. The music plays for 5-10 minutes with nobody coming through the curtain. Bootman has a confussed look on his face. The crowd boo's at what is going on with Wild Fire! [Jack The Sack] "Where in the hell is Wild Fire!?! Come on, we don't have all night son!" [Clyde Simmons] "I'm not sure. I know he's scheduled to be here, it's on the program. Do you have something saying he's not scheduled?" [Jack The Sack] "No, Clyde, mine is also saying he's too be here! The camera cuts back to Kevin Hawk's office. He's looking at what's going on in disbelief. Andy Jones is still in his office laughing at the situation. [Andy Jones] "See Kevin, you don't book me and look what happens, the whole show goes to toilet!" [Kevin Hawk] "Oh you think so do you Mr. Jones? Well guess what?" [Andy Jones] "What? What are you going to do about it?" [Kevin Hawk] "Why don't you walk you ass down to the ring and fill in for Wild Fire! It will be good for you! [Andy Jones] "Yea right! I don't even have my gear." [Kevin Hawk] "You said that you weren't booked and that the show is going to the toilet, didn't you? Well I'm not joking! Get your ass down there RIGHT NOW! Gear or no gear, go and wrestle this match!" [Andy Jones] "Fine, but you are to know that I am not responsible for what happens to Andy Bootman!" [Kevin Hawk] "Oh, don't worry, I have a feeling that I'm not going to be responsible for that and a many other things too! Good luck!" Andy Jones storms out of the office and heads his way to the ring! [Clyde Simmons] "Jack! Andy Jones is wrestling tonight! And it's right now! Kevin Hawk just told him to fill in!" [Jack The Sack] "Oh great, I finally thought that this place was going to get one night off from listening and seeing Andy Jones! Great, great, great! Wake me when it's over!" [Clyde Simmons] "Here he comes right now!" Andy Jones walks straight to the ring. No music, no nothing, just walks to the ring. The crowd cheers for the most popular star in the MPW! [Clyde Simmons] "Look at Bootman, he doesn't know what to do! He looks like he wants to run!" [Jack The Sack] "Come on Bootman! Show Jones that he isn't what he says he is! I have faith in you man!" [Clyde Simmons] "Bootman slides into the ring and waists no time going to work on Jones! He delivers many devistating shots to Bootman's back! This could be quick!" [Jack The Sack] "Oh great! Bootman isn't getting any offense in!" [Clyde Simmons] "THERE IT IS! THE PLAGUE! THE PLAGUE! Jones covers him up, and it's over! Jones with the win!" [Jack The Sack] "Oh great, just another reason for Andy Jones to let it all go to his head. Now what!" A masked man comes out of the crowd. He slides in the ring. [Jack The Sack] "YES! The masked man is going to town on Andy Jones! Look at that!" [Clyde Simmons] "It's not right! Who is this guy! DDT on Andy Jones! Look at him..." The masked man stand there with his arms raised above his head. Spiked purple hair is sticking out of the top of the mask! [Jack The Sack] "Finally! Someone who can put Andy Jones into his place! This is a great day in the MPW!" [Clyde Simmons] "That was sickening Jack! He cheap shotted him! Cheat shot!" The masked man makes his way to the back! And the camera cuts to a commerical. The show comes back with footage of The Masked Man beating Andy Jones. [Clyde Simmons] "As you can see folks, we are just as shocked about this. We do not know who this man is or what he has against Andy Jones! All we know, is that Andy Jones will not be happy about this!" [Jack The Sack] "But did you see the purple hair Clyde? Who else do you know with purple hair?" [Clyde Simmons] "You don't think? No, it couldn't be. That's impossible!" [Jack The Sack] "Just stating the facts my man! I think you know who it is. I'm pretty sure I do too!" Scene cuts to outside the arena then back in. "Back In Black" hits as Karnage comes out and goes to ring. Then Mikes music hits and he comes out. DING DING DING. [Clyde Simmons] Both me lock up as Karnage gets the advantage...BIG SUPLEX by Karnage...man this guy is huge. He goes for the quick cover....1.....2..........3! NO KICKOUT!" [Jack The Sack] "You just cant pin Mike...no way." [Clyde Simmons] "Karnage now picking up Mike now and giving him some jabs to the forhead...WOW...AGAIN....he sends Mike into the ropes now....goes for a clothesline but Mike ducks and rakes the eyes of Karnage...Karnage now grabbing his eyes as a BIG KNEE from Mike send Karnage into the corner....and sending him over the ropes...Karnage lands hard as Mike goes out after him..." [Jack The Sack] "Come on Mike...nail him!" [Clyde Simmons] "Karnage gets to his feet as Mike and him start exchanging right hands...WOW....they look like their gettin out of control Sack...Mike send Karnage over the railing and follows after him......the ref starts the 10 count....both men keep goin afte eachother and seem like they dont care bout the match...9...8.....7....6...Mike goes for a spear and Karnage manuevers and send him into the seats." [Jack The Sack] "MIKE!!!" [Clyde Simmons] "5......4........3.......both men are down outside the ring...2.........1......" All the sudden "Du Hast" by Rammstein hits as Seth Payne comes out. [Seth Payne] "Ladies and gentlemen......as you see we will not be declaring a winner to face lets see.....Andy Jones at Evolution....so what I did was decide....Karnage, you'll be taking on Antwoin Styles for the U.S. Title, and for the Main Event...Mike...you will take on Andy Jones in a Special Referee Match....for the World Title....and that Special Referee is.." Screen blanks out. |