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| Openers: Whatever you’re drinking, get two of it, and two-fist it. It must be done. Dressing like the characters is optional. Squirt guns (filled with whiskey?) are always a good idea, but carry two, in case another player runs out, then you can slide it to him and finish the battle proper. General: Drink once for every gun pulled. Mexican stand-off: Cheer and drink once for each person involved. Drink once for each explosion (twice if said explosion is caused by a gunshot and nothing else) Drink once for English (twice for profanity). Raise your glass in a toast and drink once if John Woo does a cameo. Nod politely and drink once if Tsui Hark does a cameo. Drink for hex errors (“I’ll catch him! I’ll!”) Drink and cheer each time a character rides on a smaller wheeled object (such as a cart, dolly, or skateboard). Drink twice if said character is firing a gun. Drink once a character is introduced (or reintroduced) by way of a shot in slo-mo. Drink once for every guy who’s two-gunning it (twice if it’s Chow). Drink if someone in the room says one of the following: “Cool!” “Owwww!” If anyone says “yeah, right,” or complains that the guns never run out of bullets, forcibly remove their drink from them. They can no longer play. Drink once for child-endangerment. Drink for death. Chow Yun-Fat: Cheer (you will anyway) when his character first appears. Drink whenever Chow smokes (or light up yourself if you smoke). Drink if Chow likes chewing on something (matchstick, gum, or toothpick). Drink three times if Chow kills someone without a gun. If someone kills Chow, say, “he killed Chow...GET THAT SON OF A BITCH!” Then drink. You’ll have to. A Better Tommorow 1 and 2: Sing along whenever the theme song is played and drink once when it’s done. Hard Boiled: Drink when the motorcycles show up. When Tequilla kills someone while holding Saliva Sammy, shout “Sure, let the guy with the BABY do all the work,” and drink. The Killer: Don’t drink. Some movies are just too cool. |
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