Actual
Facts About Ian H. Moore
What
you didn't know (and probably didn't need to know either come to think
of it)
The Facts So Far!
Ian
played his first concert when he was only 5 years old.
Contrary
to popular belief, Ian is not really Elvis!
Ian
has the amazing and rather spooky power to attract smoke.
There
are a dozen goldfish living in a fish tank in America all named after Ian
H. Moore.
Ian
is one of the lead singers and songwriters in a band called M.I.P.
Ian
has had his poetry published in many books, his latest comes out this autumn.
Ian
also has his own poetry cd on sale.
Although
Ian's page gets over 300 hits a month, only 29 people have bothered to
sign his guestbook at the time of writing this amazing fact.
Ian
never shuts up about his guestbook.
Ian
was engaged once.
Ian
really deserves lots and lots of money and you should be posting it to
him instead of sitting here reading this!
Ian
has been online for over 2 years now and someday he may actually get up
off of his chair!
Ian
suffered a severe knee injury resulting in the ripping of a front ligament,
the stretching of a rear ligament and the destruction of the cartralidge
in his knee cap.
At
the time of the injury, Ian is reported to have said "Wow, gosh, that really
really hurts, my word I am an unlucky fellow!"
Other
people say that what Ian REALLY said is unprintable here!
That
poor unlucky fellow was out of work, on pain killers and crutches for a
good while.
He
never gave back the crutches.
Ian
loves to drive his spanking brand new Renault Megane Scenic RXE (that's
the one with ALL the options!)
Although
Ian NEVER drinks, there are a few reports that he got TOTALLY wasted in
Scotland while competing in the World Corporate Games.
Ian
has never been kidnapped by Aliens.
Ian
really really hates heights.
Strangely
enough though, he loves to fly.
Ian
has been shot at, set on fire, thrown off a cliff, run over, and poisened.
Ian
still claims to be a bit unlucky at times.
Believe
it or not, All the facts on this page are actually true!
Over
90% of people who read this page are probably very bored and have little
else to be doing.
I'm
pretty sure at least 5% of people would have stopped reading by now.
Look
at what they are missing though
I
mean, all this writing, it's just so interesting.
em............
Ian also had all his shots!
Yup,
totally rabies free I assure you!
Ian
pretty much thinks he's going to use the music to futurama as the backround
midi for this page.
Ian
has a large collection of midi files, but doesn't always put music on his
webpages.
Ian
also writes songs, he's working on a new music cd at the moment.
Ian
has just had his dinner at the time of writing this!
He
had a chinese and a can of coke, very healthy or what?
Ian
can lift over 40kg with just two fingers.
It
takes him about an hour before he can move his fingers afterwards though.
Ian
is pyschic!
Ian
is reading your mind at this moment, he says that you don't believe he's
pyschic!
Told
you he was!
Ian's
bored now so he's going to finish up around here.
Well
here actually, but hey, feel free to share your thoughts and insights!
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