Actual Facts About Ian H. Moore

What you didn't know (and probably didn't need to know either come to think of it)

The Facts So Far!
 

Ian played his first concert when he was only 5 years old.
Contrary to popular belief, Ian is not really Elvis!
Ian has the amazing and rather spooky power to attract smoke.
There are a dozen goldfish living in a fish tank in America all named after Ian H. Moore.
Ian is one of the lead singers and songwriters in a band called M.I.P.
Ian has had his poetry published in many books, his latest comes out this autumn.
Ian also has his own poetry cd on sale.
Although Ian's page gets over 300 hits a month, only 29 people have bothered to sign his guestbook at the time of writing this amazing fact.
Ian never shuts up about his guestbook.
Ian was engaged once.
Ian really deserves lots and lots of money and you should be posting it to him instead of sitting here reading this!
Ian has been online for over 2 years now and someday he may actually get up off of his chair!
Ian suffered a severe knee injury resulting in the ripping of a front ligament, the stretching of a rear ligament and the destruction of the cartralidge in his knee cap.
At the time of the injury, Ian is reported to have said "Wow, gosh, that really really hurts, my word I am an unlucky fellow!"
Other people say that what Ian REALLY said is unprintable here!
That poor unlucky fellow was out of work, on pain killers and crutches for a good while.
He never gave back the crutches.
Ian loves to drive his spanking brand new Renault Megane Scenic RXE (that's the one with ALL the options!)
Although Ian NEVER drinks, there are a few reports that he got TOTALLY wasted in Scotland while competing in the World Corporate Games.
Ian has never been kidnapped by Aliens.
Ian really really hates heights.
Strangely enough though, he loves to fly.
Ian has been shot at, set on fire, thrown off a cliff, run over, and poisened.
Ian still claims to be a bit unlucky at times.
Believe it or not, All the facts on this page are actually true!
Over 90% of people who read this page are probably very bored and have little else to be doing.
I'm pretty sure at least 5% of people would have stopped reading by now.
Look at what they are missing though
I mean, all this writing, it's just so interesting.
em............  Ian also had all his shots!
Yup, totally rabies free I assure you!
Ian pretty much thinks he's going to use the music to futurama as the backround midi for this page.
Ian has a large collection of midi files, but doesn't always put music on his webpages.
Ian also writes songs, he's working on a new music cd at the moment.
Ian has just had his dinner at the time of writing this!
He had a chinese and a can of coke, very healthy or what?
Ian can lift over 40kg with just two fingers.
It takes him about an hour before he can move his fingers afterwards though.
Ian is pyschic!
Ian is reading your mind at this moment, he says that you don't believe he's pyschic!
Told you he was!
Ian's bored now so he's going to finish up around here.
Well here actually, but hey, feel free to share your thoughts and insights!

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