OK hi there, this is Ian's diary entry for July 25th. Now I haven't
updated this as much as I want to but hopefully I'll be getting to!
I'm back from Scotland, I'm over the flu, but I'm suffering from a head
cold. So if I sound a little wierd, at least you'll know why.
Then again, if your reading this, you probably aren't watching this diary
in Real Video, so you don't have anything to worry about. I've
emailed everyone about my Scotland trip, so if your here, looking for details
about it, sorry, you missed it. You'll just have to wait for the
website update, and that will probably be a while.
Anyway, my friend Laura has sent me some questions that she would like
me to answer. So I decided, well, since my friends come here, and
read my webpage, I'm going to share the answers that I'm giving with all
of you. So sit back, relax and just take in all these painfull answers
that Ian is going to give to and possibly make a fool out of himself with.
Here's what Laura writes. "Answer these questions if you will, and I'm
not looking for specific answers, just your thoughts, why? Cause you're
a man......." Ok....... so Ian is recieving some blatant
sexism here. Look, I've tried to be a nice guy, a polite guy, a carying
and considerate guy. Do I really deserve that sort of sexism?
Look, I'm begging all the ladies out there who are reading this.
PLEASE PLEASE realise that there are some guys out there who do try their
best to be nice people. Now you can be mean about it and snidely
say "Well it's not good enough" or something along those lines, but you
have to realise, that these people are trying their best and giving it
all to be better people. So please ladies, just give some of us a
break, a chance to prove ourselves. Just cut out the sexism, because
at the end of the day, it's just not nice.
Ok, on with the questions.
"What makes a woman unforgettable?"
Ok, I'll tell you the truth now, not everywoman in my life is going
to be unforgettable. I mean, not every person in my life full stop,
is going to be unforgettable. The only people in my life that are
going to be unforgettable are those that have made a deep emotional impact
on my life. People who have made me change my life and how I live,
becuase of them. The first girl I fell in love with, that's a deep
emotional impact in my life. The people that inspired me to write
my poetry. People like that, people who have moved or touched my
life in some way, these are the people I will never forget. So for
a woman to be unforgettable to me, she would have had to have a big impact
in my life. I'm not saying I'm going to forget about all the women
that didnt' have a huge impact in my life. It's just that, women
who affected me in this way, these are the people that I will never forget,
that I will never fail to think about.
"If a woman did a slow soft senuous striptease
for you and left on only two things, what would they be?"
OK, to the point? Her bra and her underwear. I mean, the
only person I would watch doing something like that, would be my girlfriend/wife/lover/significant
other whatever you want to call it yourself. The point being that's
the only person that I would watch doing something like that and............well............
it's kinda wierd to explain, but I wouldn't jump straight into "Oh yeah,
get them off baby, yeah, great, now let's SHAG!!!!!!" I mean,
Austin powers maybe, but not me. I mean, the point of a strip tease
is to strip and tease yes? So what better way to tease then to actually
not take everything off? Ah heck, you know, this is what happens
when you ask a shy guy these things, he can't explain very well and he
gets all tounge tied. You have my answer, live with it!!!!
"If you could pick one thing, that always makes
you smile, what would it be?"
Happiness. I mean, that's the short straight forward answer!
Being happy makes you smile. And true happiness is very very very
hard to find within, but I assure you, it's impossible to find anywhere
else. I mean, at the end of the day, only you can decide whether
your going to be happy or not. I mean, there are things,people, events
in your life that will make you happy, some big and some small. But
at the end of the day, they are worth NOTHING to you, if you don't have
someone that you can share that happiness with. Someone that you
can show your smile to. What makes me smile? Being happy!
What makes me happy? Having someone to share my smile with.
"What's the most unusual item you've used during
lovemaking that really turned you on?
Look everyone has used SOMETHING during love making. But when
I think about it, it's not what you use, how you use it, or what you even
wear or anything like that. What turned me on, was none of these
things, not even the act of love making, but the person I was with at the
time. I mean, they are the reason you are turned on. They are
the reason you are there in the first place. You can use anything
you want to, but at the end of the day, it's who your with that matters.
"If you had to take one action today to improve
your love life, what would it be?"
Get a love life! I'm single. I'm 23 years old, full time
employed, and I'm single. (Taking the hint yet ladies?????)
Look, I'm not a casual sex person, I don't go to night clubs to meet women,
take them back to my place and do the wild thing. That's just not
me, it's not who I am. I'm looking for the "L" word, and we all know
what that is! And when I find it, this is the only person that I
will have a love life with. Now I'm shy, I don't go out much, and
I don't get a chance to meet many people. In fact, it's headwreaking
the way I can meet a really wonderfull woman on the internet, I like her,
she likes me, I'm in Ireland, She's halfway around the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, trust me, I'm willing to travel halfway around the world if I think
I will be truely happy with someon. But not many people would have
that level of commitment. So if I had to take one action? Find
a true love I suppose!
Anyway, that's my diary for today, I hope that this gave you some more
insight into who I am. Thanks for stopping by and thanks for reading
this. And hey, if you have any questions that you want to ask and
watch Ian make a total twat of himself here. Please feel free to
ask away ok? You have all my contact details! Write that email!
Ian H. Moore
25/07/00
Just shaved, but doesn't look it
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