Ok, so I've been hinting towards this in the last few diary entries.
Wondering if your going to be there in the future, but I just realised
something maybe even more important!!!!!! WHERE WILL I BE?????????
What will I be doing in life? I've tried to think these things over
and come up with possible idea's, but sometimes it's hard to imagine me
doing these things.
Well they are pretty much limitless, they just go on and on and on........
But I have come up with some ideas! See for yourself!
UNDERCOVER COP!!!!!!
With this one, I can be one of those cool cops that you see on tv who
have magic cars!!!!! Yes that's right, MAGIC CARS!!!
No matter how softly you pull away from the curb, the tyres will always
squeel at you!!!!! Now I have to admit, this seems rather nift and
cool, but would it all be worth it? I mean, we all pretty much know
the recycled tv plots off by now, so that would just take the challange
out of the job. Plus I don't want to get fat and unhealthy just eating
doughnuts and drinking coffee all day. So what else is there?
President!
You get to fly in your own private jet, get free holidays all over
the world and have sex with just about anyone that steps though the office
door! I mean honestly, who could complain about this job? Ok,
so if you screw up you get your face plastered all over the paper and hounded
by the press until you have a break down. Maybe this isn't the job
that would suit me best after all
FORGER
Yes, with this job I could make millions........... litterly!!!!!!!
Print off my own money whenever I need it, spend the whole day just having
fun instead of working... The possiblities are endless with this
one. Then again, the time I would spend in jail would also be endless.
So let's move on...........
BALLERINA
Yes, Fly through the air, be as gracefull as an elephant on rollerblades!!
Then again, the only nice thing I could eat are maltesers cause they are
"Lighter then ordinary chocolete......." Have to watch that figure
you know! Damn................ I'd love a bag on Maltesers
right now............... this isn't fair, I hate being me sometimes,
sure I can eat whatever I want and not put on weight with all the workouts
I do, but on the other hand, When somone says something to me about food
I end up getting hungry............. WWWAAAAAHHHHHHH ?:O( Friday
was it? Thanks Bridget, I still haven't forgotten about the Maltesers
and now I'm craving some (no I'm not pregnant!!!!!) Oh god, why does
it have to be 1am????????????????
PROFFESSIONAL MOUNTAIN BIKE
RIDING
Yup, that's a good one! Great exercise, fresh air, break your
arm or shatter your leg when you come off it at 60mph on a downhill slop.
I actually had a bad bike accident once. Someone had tied a rope
accross the road at the bottom of Captains hill. Damn thing caught
me right in the throat. Came right off the bike and ended up with
cuts all around my neck. Nah, now I'm having too many flashbacks,
forget about the biking!
HANG GLIDING!
Soar in the skies, with only the wind as your company. See the
earth below you as you float with mother nature herself. Hope to
God that people underneath you have umbrellas as you suddenly realise that
your terrified of heights...............
KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR
Yup, be someone's personal knight in shining armour. Ready to
uphold her honour, to undertake whatever quest she gives you, to lay down
your life for the love of a beautifull maiden..............
Then three months later it's "Your a useless bloody sod, whens the last
time you went out and gut a few dragon's heads off? And it's no fun
having to listen to you polishing that armour every night, and the smell
of blood off of that sword is giving me a head ache. And where's
this Holy Grail you've been promisin me???????" Besides, can't be
a knight in shining armour anyway, Sometimes it's good to be bad.
MODEL
Yup, that's me, Ian H. Moore, Proffesional swimsuit model. Traveling
the world, standing still for hours on end just listening to "click, click,
click, click, click.........." Having people just staring at me and
then being stalked by psycho's............. Nah, not my bag
baby!!!!!!!
TIME TRAVELER
Now there's an interesting one, because I already invented time travel
in 2034, and I actually wasn't too sucessful with it. As you can
see, I had a bit of an accident when the flight from Germany to America
got boring, so I tried to light up a few J's.
RICH SULTAN!
Ok, now here's one that I can't find a fault with. Riches beyond
compare, Servent girls falling all over you (sorry, but I have rather large
feet so they are bound to trip up on them) Only thing is, all this
desert air would be really drying on my skin and gosh, that sand just DOESN'T
match my eyes, Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a camel's hump
handbag?????????? Lets go girls.................
SURFER
I've always had a love of the ocean, sure, I can't swim a stroke, but
I love being at the ocean. So maybe I could get a job as a surf instructer
then? But surfing isn't as much fun as.....................
WIND SURFING!!!!!!
Yup, no need to hang around waiting for your waves. Just hop
on and go go go!!!! What better way to spend the day at the
ocean? (besides making sandcastles and catching a few rays and eating
ice cream or having a picnic or visiting the local caves, or going for
a nice scenic walk or...............)
GROW UP
OK ok ok, so I may never be any of these things, but hey, I can always
have my dreams. The point of it all is, that every day, we are growing
a little older. Everyday we step that little bit closer to death.
We have do to something with our lives if we want to be able to face death,
content with how we lived. It's better to try and fail at something,
then to never try and live your life with regrets. Of course, it
would be better to try and suceed naturaly ?:OP
My future? I don't know what it is, and to tell you the truth,
I don't want to know what it is. That's part of the reason why we
feel alive, because we don't know what's around the next corner.
It could be something good, or it might be something terrible. Either
way, we live to find these things out. We live for the challange
of live. So instead of sitting on your butt day dreaming, think to
yourself, am I happy with what I have? Is there something that I
would like to do, even if it doesn't seem like the best thing to do?
You're young, you won't be forever, so what the hell. Take a chance
today!!!!!
It may just pay off tommorow.