The Personal Diary
Of
Ian H. Moore
For March 24th
More Excerpts Conversations To
and From Ian H. Moore
"Actually, the first time I saw
her she was wearing a scarf around her face and all I saw were her eyes.
That's how I recognized her again, I just remembered those eyes"
"How the hell do you know all
these people?"
"Just lucky I guess!"
"Ian, I really don't think that
will work"
"Look, I'm tell you it will,
just get the hammer and beat the crap out of it, it will work then, besides,
if it's already broken, what harms a few hits goanna do it?"
"So you solution for everything
that breaks is hit it with a hammer til it starts working again?"
"Not really no, I once broke
my nail and no matter how many times I hit it, the damn thing just wouldn't
work again"
"I know this much, when I see
her again, I better look my best!"
"Really? Watcha goanna do?
Get plastic surgery?"
"..........oh ha........"
"heh heh heh"
"What are you reading?
How to be a Dopey Cunt?"
"Actually, it's a copy of Focus
Magazine"
"Oh yeah, I've read some of
those before"
"No wonder you're such a Dopey
Cunt"
"What's the matter with it?"
"The shaft has cracked on it,
I'm going to have to replace it all, I mean you could run it, but it would
just shatter after a few hours, it's better to replace it now while it's
not such a big job"
"Ok then, will that take long?"
"Depends on if I can get these
bolts out, it looks like someone has hammered them into the machine"
"...................... really????????"
Ian H. Moore
24/03/2000
Ian driving his car oh and look, he's shaved!
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