See???  I've finally done it!!!  I've actually updated this Diary.  Yes, it's taken a while, I still have a few more pages that I'm supposed to be putting up, but honestly, it's a lot of work and I don't have that much time these days!!!!  But still, after enough emails complaining about it, I decided, darn it, ok then!!!!!  I'll write something here!  I could put in a few  lightbulb jokes!!!!!

How many guys does it take to screw in a light bulb???  Just one, Guys will screw anything!!!!!
How many suspense writers does it take to screw in a light bulb???  Two, one to screw it in, and one to provide a dramatic twist at the end!
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb??  NONE!!!!!!  REAL men aren't afraid of the dark!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, anyway, I'm being published again!  I entered one of my poems into a competition at www.poetry.com and hey!  They are publishing it as part of their collection.  So that's pretty groovey!  The poem?  You are the reason!  You can read it in the poetry section on this website.  Although I should really take that down and force you to buy my cd!!!!!   Still, how could I in good concience do that?

I need to get my scanner working again, as I have some serious amount of photo's to take care of.  Let me tell you, if you ever buy a scanner, make it a parallel port scanner and not a scsi adapter one!!!!!!!!   Trust me, it's just a pain in the butt looking for interupts!!!!

Location shooting!  I mentioned a while back that I might be making a short film soon.  Well I've now finished the script, we've looked over it and hey, it sounds like a pretty damn good idea.  In the next few weeks we'll be going around taking photo's of differant locations, doing a few shots off of the story board to see how they look, then we'll actually go ahead and start arranging a crew.  It all depends on the weather, time table wise.  The rainy wet cold shots will be fine, but it's the sunny day shots that are going to be hard to come by.  Plus we have to figure out which shots we want to photograph.  I can't really give too much away at this stage, but it's a pretty damn good script and darkly funny too (in my traditional sense of course!).  Can I add movie maker to my resume?  Sure, just as soon as I add actor since your's truely will be playing the lead role!  Well what do you expect, there's not really much dialouge in the film though.  I'm going to look to H.P. for some funding, so if it ever gets made and released stateside, don't blame me for wearing a big HP logo on the back of my jacket, I NEEDED THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anything else worth mentioning?  I'm still working on some music to put together a music cd.  I'd like about 10 tracks on it, but still, I've other more pressing things to worry about!

Gotta go now, I hope you're having a good weekend!