Holy Colesterol, Batman!!!

1. I have my own cape and cowl
2. I can relate to the characters feelings of isolation
3. I can easily survive on nothing but nectar and pollen
4. I like those belts with the little compartments. They're great for holding my Altoids
5. I would lower taxes and interest rates
6. My action figures would be life sized
7. What does Val Kilmer have that I don't?
8. I could fight the evil Gingevitis and prevent plaque buildup
9. Like Batman, I prefer to conceal my true identity.
   When I'm in my Bruce Wayne mode, I play the corporate role, seamingly interested only in bloating my vast wealth. When I'm in Batman mode, I like to slide down poles, drive the Batmobile and lay waste to comic book villians
10. I've spent many long, brooding nights hunched over a computer console in a cave, waiting for a phone call from the Police Comissioner in the wee hours of the night
11. Like Batman, my parents were also killed by the Joker
12. I generally look good in blue tights
13. In a word...I'm modest to a fault!!!