The
13th Warrior
Directed
by John McTiernan
Screenplay
by William Wisher and Warren Lewis
Based
upon the novel Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton
Starring
Antonio Banderas, Diane Venora, Dennis Storhøi, Vladimir Kulich,
and Omar Sharif
102
minutes. Rated PG-13. Original aspect ratio: 2.35:1. 1999
John McTiernan is back.
And it's
about bloody time! His last film (before The Thomas Crown Affair
remake) was Die Hard With A Vengeance, waaaay back in '95. I've
been waiting for a new McTiernan film all that time, and let me say, 13th
Warrior was worth the wait.
Antonio
Banderas stars in this plot-light, action-heavy, beautifully shot Viking
epic based on the Michael Crichton novel Eaters of the Dead. Banderas
plays an Arab named Ahmahd ibn Fahdalan, who was banished from his homeland
for making eyes at some other dude's wife. He is recruited by a band of
Vikings who need him to defend their village from this mighty army of cannibalistic
beast-men. The legends say it will take a circle of thirteen warriors to
prevail, and that the thirteenth warrior must be an outsider. Lucky for
them Antonio had just dropped by. The rest of the film consists mainly
of attacks and counterattacks, as the Vikings try to defeat these mysterious
warriors.
John McTiernan's films are a joy to watch. The camera angles, the way the
camera moves, the cuts, the slow motion -- it's like watching a poem. McTiernan
has such a mastery over the medium; He is one of the biggest influences
on my own films, and I have a huge amount of respect for him. You can always
tell you're watching a McTiernan film, even if it's the action-light Thomas
Crown Affair or the pretty terrible Predator. The McTiernan
style shines through, and The 13th Warrior just screams "This
is a John McTiernan film!"
As I said before, there isn't much plot or character development in this
film. The actors (mostly unknowns) all do terrific jobs, but there's really
not much of a storyline to talk about, or any reason to critique the actors
very much. The reason this film succeeds is McTiernan. His creativity,
his artistic talents, his genius, make this a great film. As I said, McTiernan
is a poet with the visuals that make up a film, and I highly recommend
not only this film, but also McTiernan's previous successes, such as Die
Hard, Die Hard With A Vengeance, Medicine Man, and one of my personal
favorites, The Hunt For Red October. Just make sure you see all
these films in their original widescreen formats, because McTiernan's poetry
is ruined by panning and scanning, even more so than some other director's
films.
See The
13th Warrior in the theatre, if at all possible. Grand epics such as
this should be enjoyed in their theatrical, widescreen splendor. Seeing
it on a 13" TV with half the screen cropped off would be pointless, and
an insult to the poet John McTiernan.
What
have you got for us next, John?
Bottom line: Not much plot, but McTiernan
makes sure we don't care.
My grade:
B
My advice:
See it in the theatre, or on DVD (when it's available) on a huge TV.
Get the movie
poster!