John Carpenter's Christine
Directed by John Carpenter

Written by Bill Phillips
Based upon the novel Christine by Stephen King
Starring Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, and Harry Dean Stanton
100 minutes. Rated R. Original aspect ratio: 2.35:1. 1983

Hello, sexy!    First, let me say that even though I am a huge Stephen King fan, I have not as yet got around to reading Christine. This is a good thing when looking at John Carpenter's Christine though, because it allows me to look at the movie more objectively than I might had I read the book and then seen the film. There is always a huge fuss made over novels becoming films. "The book is always better," people say. That's not necessarily true, and it's also unfair to the filmmakers. It is impossible for a story to make a seamless transition from book to movie - the two formats are just too different to be completely compatible. Besides, what filmmaker would want to make a movie that is exactly the same as the book? There's no creativity there, which I think is a lot of the reason that films based on novels are often radically different than the book they ape. The director (and the writer, if they're not the same person) is taking a piece of work and interpreting it in his or her own vision. That's why no two productions or films of Hamlet that you see are ever completely the same, and that's why films based on novels are often completely different from the book that they are based on. That's why it's better, I think, when looking at a film based on a novel, not to have read the book before seeing the movie. That lets you look at the film objectively, and judge it on it's own merits. Afterwards you can go to the source material and see what was done differently.
    In any case, I am judging JC's Christine strictly on it's own merits, having never read the novel, and let me say: this film is one of the most brilliant, most terrifying, most underrated horror films of our time. John Carpenter has one of the most distinct styles I've ever seen, and that style is evident in whatever he directs. Here it's used to scare the crap out of us.
    I'm sure you know the story: Boy meets car, boy fixes up car, boy becomes obsessed with car, car starts to kill people. It's the classic love story.
Run, Moochie, run!    Arnie Cunningham is played with fiendish glee by Keith Gordon, and John Stockwell and Alexandra Paul are convincing as Arnie's friends, too. But the real star of this film, of course, is the '57 Plymouth Fury known as Christine. That, and the dazzling camera work of Mr. Carpenter. I can't stress enough how stylish this man's work is. Even John Carpenter's Vampires, which suffered from a terrible script and a boring plot, throbbed with life thanks to Carpenter, and we all know that Stephen King is not in the habit of putting out boring plots. So King's genius combined with Carpenters makes a chilling film.
    "Show me," Arnie says simply to Christine, and then he watches her rebuild herself right before his eyes. That is my second favorite shot in the film. My favorite is of course the terrifying chase down the highway, following the explosion at gas station. A flaming Christine relentlessly chases the leader of the clowns who trashed her earlier. Watching that burning car doggedly chase down and run over that guy is one of the most chilling scenes ever conceived, made even more so by the brilliant Carpenter score.
Death to the shitters!    There's very little gore in JC's Christine. There's some blood in the climax, and of course there's the burning corpse left in the middle of the highway. Other than that, nada. That's another reason Carpenter is so brilliant; he manages to evoke fear with atmosphere, not gore, as most horror directors do. Of course, in JC's Vampires, there's gore everywhere. Someone should remind him why JC's Christine was so brilliant, and why JC's Vampires is always on the shelf at Blockbuster. They should also ask him when he became like all the other lame-ass horror directors.
    But I digress.

    The bottom line: A brilliant, atmospheric, gore-less, chilling thriller.
    My review: A
    My advice: If at all possible, see it before reading the book. If it's already too late, then put the book out of your mind when you see the film. Don't read the book and rent the movie the next day. Try to leave the book out of it and examine the film as piece of art completely independent of anything else.

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