John Carpenter's
Vampires
Directed
by John Carpenter
Written
by Don Jakoby
Based
on the novel Vampire$, by John Steakley
Starring
James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, and Thomas Ian Griffith
107
minutes. Rated R. Original aspect ratio: 2.35:1. 1998
When JC's Vampires starts, it looks pretty promising. The music,
cheesy as it may be, sets the mood perfectly, and James Woods looks like
he's ready to kick butt. The shot of Woods staring at the door of an old
house that holds a nest of vampires just screams "this is a John
Carpenter movie!!" Then Woods and his crew of slayers (including yet another
Baldwin brother) storm the nest, shoot the vamps with stakes attached to
a winch outside, which drags them out into the sunlight where they burst
into flames. Innovative, eh? Although it seems a bit lazy to me. No one
wants to just stake a vampire in the heart anymore. They make the sun do
all the work. But I digress.
Sadly, that's about as cool as it gets. I was looking forward to the slayers
and the vampires turning the southwest into a wasteland with their war,
but all I got was the "master vampire performs a drawn-out ritual to ___________(insert
really bad thing here)" that seems really typical to vampire movies nowadays.
The movie is pretty slow-moving, and the small bursts of action are ruined
by incessant dissolves.
The bottom line: Carpenter-esque, but slow-moving.
My review: C+
My advice: Worth a look, but I can only think of two reasons you'd want
to watch this movie: either you're in the mood for a John Carpenter movie,
or in the mood for some vampires. In those cases, I'd suggest you either
rent John Carpenter's Christine or some episodes of
Buffy the
Vampire Slayer.
Get the movie
poster!