Why not just leave him be.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a striped vest man.
.
Striped Vest Man
*sung to the tune of "Sharp Dressed Man"
Iron shirt, shine shoes
Workin’ for Fogg is Passepartout
Fix things, bring tea,
Why not just leave him be.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a striped vest man.
.
Cade and Eddie Can
* sung to the tune of "Candyman"
Who can take an Alien, sprinkle them
with salt
separate the conscience from a cloned Human husk.
Cade 'n Eddie can
Cade 'n Eddie can
Cade 'n Eddie can, 'cause they piss
off all the GUA and kick 'em off the world
for good.
And they world stays safe 'cause
Cade 'n Eddie think it should.
Mr. Fogg's Valet
Tune "Hello Dolly"
Mr. Fogg’s
Valet
That so hot valet
It’s so nice to see him steer that ship again
Jean
Passepartout, Valet
Heart so true Valet
The tea is steepin’, my heart is leapin’
Man, I’m gonna THUD
A game of
cards, they’re playin’
SO with the Foggs, he’s stayin’
makin’ meals and savin’ their butts now and then
Let him stay, fellas.
Just for the day, fellas.
Fogg, please don’t take him away again.
MY YODA
For Gary,George, Joe & Justin
Oh my Obi wan, Oh my Obi wan
Why did you leave me to find my Yoda
First I leave from Tatooine, from Tatooine
Blow up the Death Star, then find my Yoda
Oh I want to stop, give it up, such a useless mind
R2 D2 raise him up, but is it the force of a darker kind
My ee ey-ee ah woo!
Ma ,ma ma my Yoda
Learn to be a Jedi here.
Jedi here, teach me like my yoda
When you gonna teacha’ me, a teacha’ me
My, my, Yoda
Can’t you feel the force with me, the force with me
Is it just a matter time, My Yoda ?
Is just my destiny, my destiny
Or just a game in my mind, My Yoda
Oh I want to stop, give it up, such a useless mind
R2 D2 raise him up, but is it the force of a darker kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Myee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo
Ma ,ma ma my Yoda
Oh, my Yoda
* Disclaimer not meant to infringe on any copyrights of Industrial Light & Magic or Lucasfilm Ltd or the Star Wars Franchise
(Please don't sue me George, I'm broke)
Remember the lesson of the Hoosier Jedi Master "The Force is like duct tape it has a light side, a dark side and holds the universe together ".