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| fairy marsh |
| Christmas time The snow kept falling. Soon it’s value on the stockmarket would provoke investors to consider reinvesting in other assets such as rain. So unreliable was snow, always different. That was the problem. Trying to work out the value of each flake was almost impossible. It’s far better to invest in rain. It’s always reliabe this time of year. I suppose you could turn your snow into rain but that might involve buying some shares in the sun or a radiator. The stockmarket ceased trading for it’s Christmas siesta. The falling value of snow accounted fot the sombre mood of sledge traders and snowmen, who often used to hack off their limbs and sell them on the blackmarket. The trading crash had hit them hard as water was the boom area. Solar paneled assets were remaining steady, despite the sluggish weather. Solar panels and snowmen could never get on with each other. Different attitudes to the sun - that was the problem. Last year the snowmen sent the solar panels a crate of factor 20 while the snowmen recieved a load of sunlamps. The warfarte was relentless. One day the snowmen managed to bribe the moon into making it constantly dark. The sun was glad of a break and went to Spain on a holiday. He returned early because he didn’t like ti - it was too hot. This caused chaos in the solar panelled ranks who’d planned an entire day’s sunbathing. The cold was unbearable for them and three caluculators died. The solar panels retaliated by turning some snowmen into lollypops. Things were getting out of hand. Knowing the impending solar eclipse season was approaching God called both sides, the solar panels and snowmen together in order to negotiate a peace. ‘Look behave will you? I can’t stand all this bickering in the kingdom of earth.’ ‘We deserve better treatment than this’ the head of the snowmen complained. ‘Shut up - you’re only frozen cloud piss’ snapped chief solar panel disgruntled He’s tired of the notion that they just arsed around in the sun all day. Weeks after the negotiation some kind of deal was struck. Heaven It was Christmas time on earth. internet |
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