WELCOME TO FRISKY'S MANIFESTOS PAGE!!!
Frisky made four manifestos in Gorillaz protection to show to people the truth! So read it, then send an e-mail to her and vote for your favourite Gorilla!
"That's too much! We are not going to endure Stu-Pot's malicious insults any more! What the hell does this stupid muppet think of himself?! Do you know why 2-D is so shy and meek in public? He is trying to put on modesty and defenselessness, but WE know, who is victim in this affair! Poor Murdoc always had inferiority complex, he was kind and lamblike satanist, after hitting Stu-Pot's head eventually he nursed this evil creature back to health and what did he get in return!? 2-D got nice chance to be famous as Murdie magnanimously invited him in his new band, but Stu-Pot took all the fame! He's always so nauseating sweet and good, people can't help thinking he is nice lad. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HE THINKING ABOUT?! He wants to rule the world! He doesn't even care for Murdoc, who saved his life and he was never proposing Murdie to share his future power! All these shocking things made us sign this manifesto in Murdoc's protection! With signing this manifesto we want 2-D to be stopped!"
"2-D is a good fellow, very kind to his fans. He has great voice, DEAD sexy look, he wears his heart on his sleeve and he is a man of heart. We all know that he is "Gorillaz"-frontman and that everyone loves him. So he would be just happy, but this bloody bassist mars pleasure Stu gets from life! Murdoc was source of nasty rumours that 2-D is homosexual (remember these "you are gay, 2d" messages in Stu's mail-box?) Murdoc knocked out his front teeth, Murdoc tittle-tattled about 2-D's girlfriend Paula behind Stu's back... And after all Murdoc is guilty of making 2-D reputation of stupid handsome guy without brain! Well, Mr.Super-Clever-Murdoc, we checked 2-D's IQ, it is 128, and we'll check your IQ later, too! And who knows, what will be the result! And what is more - we are sure you don't know that 2-D is Oxford man (he completed it ahead of time) and that he defended two thesises ("Best defence is offence"and "Is best defence offence?") successfully. So you should think twice before calling him stupid! With signing this manifesto we want Murdoc to apologize and stop infringing upon 2-D's interests"
"Described like polite and courteous guy, Russel is nothing more than unhappy hip-hopper. His friends were killed, his pal Del possessed him rudely and now Russel can't even retire into himself for few minutes as he's always accompanied by spirit! Being in charge of Noodle (25 years are not good age for being nice Daddy!) and 2-D (who would never be able to protect himself without Russ) he is "Gorillaz"-basis and band could not exist without him. But do they care about him? NO! Fans don't care, too! All fans are mad with Murdoc's evil swearing and 2-D's sexy voice, noone would come and say "thank you, Russ" This swinish attitude distresses Russel, but he is too tactful to say it aloud! With signing this manifesto we want to say "THANK YOU, RUSS!"
Manifesto in Noodle's protection!
"Spending some time in large box without food and water is weird. But that was the beginning only. Poor girl's problem's began when she jumped out from the box. Possessed rapper, vocalist with hollow head and churlish Satanist-bassist were supposed to bring Noodle up and instruct her in future life! Nice substitute for loving parents! Poor Noodle is now living between endless cursing, fighting and filth! That is not good for 10-year-old child! "Gorillaz" don't care about Noodle and her life, they are too sticked to their problems. So Noodle is called "little bitch", she can do what she wants, and she is sponge, try to understand what would she look like in several years! With signing this manifesto we want "Gorillaz" to give Noodle more consideration, read books on children's psychology and stop setting her bad example!"