The day started off as normal Russ was eating ,Noodle was lising to her music,2D was siten staring into space and Murdoc reading the morning paper Murdoc was in he's usla pissed off ,2D hating ,bitter mood till he saw somtihng in the paper that cault he's eye
"Thats it"He yelled and caused 2D to fall off his seat in shoke Murdoc just glared at 2D as he stood up making sure he had'nt broke any thing"Oh sorry Dullard did i startle u?"
Murdoc grined he's evil grin before returning to the paper
"So whats it??"
Russel asked rasing an eyebrow Murdoc turned from he's evil glare at 2D to ansawer Russ's quetion
"Well....i saw this look"
He stuck it right under Russ's noise, Russ took it and begane to read it out lound to the group
"Er ok here we go....Band needed to play at a big do on the 13th of
marth if intresed ring 01793 766 332"
Russ put down the paper to look at Murdoc but Murdoc was to busy pulling faces at 2D to notice him Russ stood up and went to the phone
"Hay what u doing Russ?"
"I think this could be a help to get us started"
"So where gonna play soon then??"
2D asked with he's cute clueless expetion on he's face
"Well yeah Moron" Murdoc said a bit of humore in he's voice as he chucked a pen at 2D
"Hay guys shh a sec i'm on the phone" Russ gleared at Murdoc and 2D,2D went over and turned on tv to get away from
Murdoc's evil glare and Murdoc sat down with a pout and hufed
"For shit's sake i can't even bug moron in MY own winnebago geez"
Russ was on the phone to the gig
"Hi um i'm calling about the band ad in the paper is it still open?"
"Yes the place is still open may i ask your names plz?"came the
person on the other end
"Er yeah do u mean our band name or our names??"
"Both plz" Russel looked at the othes then but the phone agest he's chest to stop noise getting the person at the other end
"Hay guys...Guys"
Murdoc was pulling 2D'S hair and Noodle was waching Gundam
"GUYS" Russ yelled Murdoc and 2D both spun round Murdoc let go of 2D and looked at Russ
"Yeeees?"He said in a pissed off tone
"er we need a band name"
Murdoc stared at Russ then to 2D looking allmost as blank as 2D did "Er um.....shit i don't know"Murdoc scarthed he's head
"I got an idear"2D said in a sweet lil voice
"Shut up u gorilla...hay wait a minet?"He thought for a mo then stood bolt straight "How about the Gorillaz?"Murdoc had an evil grin then punched 2D in the arm, 2d squied and rubed his arm
"Yeah i like that"Russ went back to the phone call
"Ok were the Gorillaz"
"Ok and the names of your band members?"
Russ took a deep breth hopping that the mix of names wouldn't affect there gig chances
"ok Russel Hobbs,Noodle 2D and Murdoc niccals"
"Thank u and you are?"
"I'm Russel"
"Are you the band leader?"
"Well er no i'm the drumer Murdoc is the leader"

Murdoc herad this and lept off the couch but in the process he triped over poor 2D
"So would u like to talk to Murdoc?"
"Yes plz"
"Hay Mur..." Before he colud finsh Murdoc grambed at the phone
"Gimme gimme" He was acking like a 2 year old not a 35 year old Russ sighed and gave Murdoc the phone
"Yeah what?" Murdoc yelled at the person on the phone who was by now probaly tone death
"Um is that mr.Murdoc niccals?"
"Yeah"
"Ok thank you for wanting to do the gig can u get here at 7.00?"
Murdoc looked puzled"Where is Here?"
"Oh i told mr.Hobbs"
"Ok yeah...yeah thanks bye"
He slamed down the phone and becane to lauth an evil lauth that worrid both Russ and 2D and now Noodle was looking confused she tried to talk to them "Mohis baka mindixda do galetse gou un sa tusami??"
2D strated to get a head ach from all this he got a head ach from Murdoc yeling at him & pulling he's hair and now because Noodle's japanes rants
"YES I ROCK!"
Murdoc yelled shoocking 2D "So....lets go Russ you got a ride up front cous you know where this shit hole is"
"Fine bro"
Murdoc got into the drivers seat and made sure 2D was standing up when he drove foward 2D flew into the table lading on his head Murdoc laughed evily and set out to the gig
"Ow Murdoc you could have warned us" 2D whined standing up off the floor Murdoc braked causeing 2d to fall back over on he's ass Murdoc glared
"WHAT did you say Dullard?" 2D took a deep breth
"er nothing M..Murdoc"
"Good"
it wasn't long till the had arvied they all becane to set up
"Murdoc where do you want this?"
2D asked holding a drum stick Murdoc sighed he was busy sorting out he's bass "Well Dullard what does that look like?"
2D looked at the stick "A drum stick"
2D looked plaesd with himself
"Well WHO plays the DRUMS?"
"Russ"
"Good NOW GO ASK HIM YOU ASS BANDIT!"
Murdoc yelled 2D saw how pissed off he was and ran just as Murdoc took i swing at him Noodle and Russ where getting there stuff sorted when 2D came up to them
"Dang i can't find my other drum stick you seen it Noodle"
"Moshie babd tusami ie barton a" Russ looked very confused
"er ok what ever you say"
Russ turned round to see 2D giving him a silly smile
"Hi Russ i found this i think it's yours" he handed Russ the drum stick
"Thanks bro yer a life saver"
"Don't you mean a waste of a life?" the 3 turned round as Murdoc walked up to them grinning
"Well are you lot ready? where on in 5"
Russ nodded and Noodle just coyped 2D scrathed his head and then noded the show started with the Speacker"And here are the Gorillaz a new band" the crowd claped the certain came up they saw Murdoc give the others the signal the stared off with Clint eastwood it was going very well untill 2D triped over a
wire and fell into Russ's drums Russ jumped back, Noodle spun in circles and got tangled in her guitar wires and laned on her ass Murdoc was now very pissed off he walked up to 2D and
acidently kicked the volume to the amplifire and it let out a lound scream the crowd where in hersraics laugtihng at the group
"Oh SHIT!" he yelled the noise of the din caused a cat to go running over the stage in jumped on Murodcs head he whent to punch it but it moved so he hit he's own head
"Ow dame Cats" he crused Murdoc walked over to 2D
"Murdoc"
"What do u want now numb nuts?"
"Lookout cat" 2D yelled febaly
"Wha?"
The cat ran around Murdocs feet he triped over it and ended up in a swiming pool that was down bye the stage every one just laughted and walked off Murdoc jumped up and yelled at them
but gave up Murdoc walked off to he's winnebago and left the others to sort out the mess later in the winnebago
"FUCK FUCKING ASSING SAKE SHIT!"
Murdoc paesed up and down
"Come on bro it weren't that bad " Russ tried to sound cheerful
2D was staring at the ground wondring how long it would be till Murdoc killed him
"I'm sorry Murdoc" 2D said ,Murdoc shuddred
"Yeah i bet u are you sado" Murdoc was to tried and deperesed to fight any more so he slamed off to he's room soon aftre the others did the same.

((((((((Murdoc's thoughts))))))))))
"For Fucks sake will we ever get famous damn if it wasn't for dullard grr ah i guess it ani't all he's falut that guy helping us set up should brun in hell for leaving that wire lose for numbnuts to trip over now we got to wait like another 5 weeks to get a gig grrr i hate this"

((((((((Russ's thouhgts))))))))
"Well at least our music rocked even if we bugered that one up but the'll be more to come surely i mean we might make it one day they don't know us yet but soon they will and they'll be pissed off "

(((((((((((((((2D's thoughts))))))))))))
"..................................................i guess i should
have wached where i went...............but it was kinda funny when Murdoc fell in the watre hehe.........."

((((((((((((((Noodle's thouhgts :translated:)))))))))))
"Heheh Murdoc got wet hehe and he got attacked by that sweet lil cat hehe oh well i feel sorryfor 2D i can feel how he feels and he feels that it was he's fault in my opneion i think
it was Murdoc's faulhgt"

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Crash "what did ya think then? it was my frist fanfic i ever done for the Gorillaz i just found it
after losing it like 7 weeks ago heheh well if u like email me goku@saiyan1.freeserve.co.uk